[Ring Rush]

Post all the terrible sonic quotes you find here. All submissions must be seconded to be added. The ones I add are from the chat.

"hmph....you can't stop us now Eggman" ~ Sonic "WHAT? NOW I'M REALLY MAD!" ~ Eggman (Paraphrase) [SH]
"Hi, I'm Omochao, and I'm here to help you!" ~ Omochao [SA2]
"But it so spooky here!" ~ Tails "Maybe thats the ghost of Shadow we saw earlier." ~ Knuckles "Whoooo! Stop it Knuckles" ~ Tails [SH]
"FIND THE COMPUTER ROOM!" ~ Vector [Shadow]
"DON'T TOUCH IT!" ~ Shadow [S2006]
"ITS QUITE OVERWHELMING I BETTER PULL MYSELF TOGETHER!" ~ Cream [SH]
"Let's find that Eggman and show him the real power of teamwork!" ~ Sonic [SH]
"Keep your health meter above zero!" ~ Omochao [SA2]
"There is a trap above" ~ Omochao [SA2]
"Watch out for the quicksand below.  If you fall in, there's no way out." ~ Omochao [SA2]
"Try to attack using a wooden container while flying." ~ Omochao [SA2]
"Look at all of those Eggman's robots!" ~ Tails [SH]
"Where's that DAMN fourth chaos emerald?" ~ Shadow [Shadow]
"getaloadofthisgetaloadofthisgetaloadofthis" ~ Eggman [SA]
"You know what they say, the more the merrier!" ~ Eggman [Shadow]
"But how did you beat me?" ~ Metal Sonic "Because we're SONIC HEROES!" ~ Sonic (Paraphrase) [SH]
"Shadow, you're so cool!" ~ Charmy [Shadow]
"We have a date with Eggman, too!" ~ Sonic "Well then, it'll be a date to die for!" ~ Shadow "Hey, thats my line!" ~ Sonic [SH]
"Vector told me to find five secret discs. But like, what's a secret disk?" ~ Charmy [Shadow]
"Ugh, the air is so hot in here!" ~ Shahra "You're not going to evaporate, are you Shahra?" ~ Sonic [SSR]

[Groudon]

"(anything that Omochao says in any game)" ~ Omochao [any game]

[Ring Rush]

However true that may be, we need more specifics :(

[Groudon]

"There is a trap above"
"Watch out for the quicksand below.  If you fall in, there's no way out."
"Try to attack using a wooden container while flying."

Need I go on?

[PsyBorg]

I can't believe these have not been posted.



"Look at all of those Eggman's robots!" -Tails (SH)
"Where's that DAMN fourth chaos emerald?" -Shadow (ShtH)
"Agent Shadow, E-123 Omega has engaged Mephiles, head to the Wave Ocean... head to Wave Ocean. ...Agent Shadow, E-123 Omega has engaged Mephiles, head to Wave Ocean immediately." -GUN Agent (S2006)
"Getaloadofthisgetaloadofthisgetaloadofthis." -Eggman (SADX)

Also, I second Groudon's quotes.

[Ring Rush]

Remember to post game and character, I'm not sure which game that last omochao quote is from.

And I'll second the two PsyBorg quotes that I have heard, the Eggman robots and Chaos emerald ones.

[Groudon]

Reset while facing the boss Hot Shot until you hear the line.

[Rick_242]

"I feel dumb." ~ Big the Cat

Not surprising.

EDIT: I second the "FIND THE COMPUTER ROOM" quote.

[JBertolli]

"aaaAAAaah!" Cream (SH)
"Damn, not here!" Shadow (shadow the hedghog)

And I second: "getaloadofthisgetaloadofthisgetaloadofthis" Eggman (SA1)

[Waxwings]

"If you don't stop it, I'll get mad. I'll tell my mommy on you"- Omochao. SA2, after you hold him for a while.

"Shut down TSC or I'll tell my mommy on you"- Paul Corby

:O

[magnum12]

Here's an obvious one.
1. You know what they say, the more the merrier!-Egg Man, Shadow the Hedgehog.
2. There's something Sonic says to Elise that's super stupid but I can't think of it right now.
3. There's also the line Black Doom says after The Last Way in which he says he's going to kill you in at least 7 different ways.

[Waxwings]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1wdkvPOJWyQ

Yes, but that alone is insufficient!

"I am Sinbad of the Seven Seas, adventurer of adventurers!" Knuckles, i.e. Sinbad, SatSR

[Rick_242]

How about that one quote:

1. We'll show the real power of team work! ~ Sonic, Sonic Heroes.

I think that was right but, if not you get the idea.

[eggFL]

WE'LL SHOW THAT CREEP THE /REAL/ SUPER POWER OF TEAM WORK!!!

and wow, I love that insufficient clip a lot. I laughed my head off.

Sonic quotes are great. Here are some I remember, reiterated as best I can.

"Nice smile!! :D" - Sonic
"I'll be looking out for your 'truth', Shadow!" - Silver
"Ha, there's no strength in numbers!!!!" - Shadow
"LET'S GET MOVING!" - Shadow
"HUUAAAAAUGH!" - Shadow
"I have be sure not to get caught up in the sand wave." - Shadow
"I'm the coolest!" - Shadow
"I have to dodge, then counterattack!" - Silver
"How high I jump from that lotus depends on how long I charge my PSYCHOKINESIS" - Silver
"If I had to choose between the world and Sonic, I'd choose Sonic!" -Amy
"How ironic fate can be" - Mephiles

also
Rouge: "I found a Chaos Emerald!" Shadow: "DON'T TOUCH IT!!"

also when my bro played Sonic06 in the first stage highspeed part when Sonic says "what?!" my bro laughed and says "yea thats exactly what im thinking!"

also I liked it when Mephiles calls Omega a robot as if it's a derogatory term!

[Taillow]

How can you forget "We'll blast through with sonic speed!"?

Also, "Because we're SONIC HEROES!"

[Waxwings]

Whoops, time to make a U-turn!

[eggFL]

"Did you think you can beat me by turning yourself into a monster!?!" - Super Sonic

"oooooh I'm so psyched!" - Charmy

"Shadow, you're so cool!" - Charmy (in a really affectionate tone)

"Vector told me to find five secret discs. But like, what's a secret disk?" - Charmy

"This space station is grotesquely large. I am not impressed" - Black Doom

"His ships are merely scrap carted off by the winds." - Black Doom

also

Knuckles: "We're not going up there, are we?" Sonic: "Yes, we are!"

also

Sonic: "We have a date with Eggman, too!" Shadow: "Well then, it'll be a date to die for!" *jumps*

I love this next one:

Espio: "I didn't think it'd actually self-destruct!" Charmy: "Yea, well.. that's what they get!!"

everything Knuckles says in Central City is sweet

and what does Sonic say at the beginning of Final Haunt. "Time to find the big boss man. Step up and play!"

and Tails at the start of Air Fleet "oh no black creatures are everywhere there're so many of them we're all gonna die!"

also

Commander: "Prepare Diablon for launch!" Faceless Soldier: "But sir, it's not finished yet!" Commander: "I don't care!"

[P.P.A.]

"Mr. Yuji Naka is all right." - random soldier
*looks at Shadow the Hedgehog (game)*
...
Really? o_O

[PsyBorg]

"Yes, but that alone is insufficient." -Shadow (S2006)
"This is for my friends... Mr. Yuji Naka INCOMING! Freeze! Fry that sucker!" -GUN Soldier (Shadow)

[JBertolli]

"I thought I could do it." Rouge (sa2)
"Oh my god!" Amy (SH)
"This must be that giant cannon" Tails (I think :/) "Let's try firing that thing" Sonic "No, Sonic, don't do it!" Knuckles (SH)
"What's that?" Big (in a retarded voice as usual from SH)

And, I always made fun of "I'm the coolest." Shadow (sa2) already mentioned.

[Rick_242]

"Vector told me to find five secret discs. But like, what's a secret disk?" - Charmy

I second that. It makes TAing Prison Island a bitch.

"Eggman is on top of the robot's head." ~Amy ShadowtH

[Marth]

Hey, you're taking all the best ones!
Meaning:

"I'm the coolest!"
"Getaloadof- getaloadof- getaloadofthis!"
"It's quite overwhelming! I've gotta pull myself together!"
"We'll show that creep the real power of teamwork!" (I don't remember him saying "super", but I could be wrong.)

But I think I can still come up with a few that don't seem to have been posted yet:

"Come! We gotta go after the last Emerald!" (Tails, in SA)  <--Related to the "quite overwhelming" one.
"Where do you think you're going, Amy?" (Robotnik, in SA)  <--Needs to be heard to be appreciated.
"I'll find Eggman and put a stop to his evil ways!" (Sonic, in SA)
"Ahah... I was on a snooze cruise, I guess." (Sonic, in SA) <--One of the funniest parts in the game.
Tails follows it with, "Good thing you're oka-  You just sort of conked out there.", and then the "Come!" thing.
"Because! We're Sonic Heroes!" (Sonic, in SH) <--Related to the teamwork quote.
"Huh, not bad!" (Jet, in Riders)  <--Again, you have to hear it.
"Better behave yourself!" (Rouge, in Riders)  <--You may or may not know the joke that's come from this.
*bumps Amy downward, possibly making her fall* "Be careful not to fall off!" (Tikal, in SA)
"As long as there's a trail of rings, you can go just about ANYWHERE!" (Tikal, in SA)
"Hurry, Sonic. What are we waiting for." (Tails, in SA)

Wow, there are a lot of dumb quotes in Sonic games. I could just keep adding them for hours.

"Even if you're frozen, jump a couple of times, and you sh- yoush- yoush- yoush- yoush-" <--Okay, doesn't count.

[Stefan]

"But what I do know is.. WE ALL DID IT TOGETHER!" - Tails in sa2

[eggFL]

Ok here's one I actually don't like, it goes something like:

"my Shadow androids' armament includes some very relentless lock-on missiles"

very relentless? wth is that

I just don't like it =P
 
also with all the idiotic shit Omega says in Sonic Heroes when in later games he is more serious and/or robot-like

"MINUS GRAVITY DETECTED"

[KnucklesSonic8]

"There's another drop here. Be Careful!" (Rouge, ShTH, Digital Circuit)
That was more funny than anything else because of how dumb she said it I guess...

"Oh! You're so reckless!" (Shahra, SatSR)

[Selphos]

Here, I got some. All from SA2B.

First, the widely mentioned: "Press A to jump!" ~Omochao
NO FUCKING SHIT SHERLOCK! Did I say that out loud?
*expects someone to quote this and say "^WIN."*

"What?! I'm not good enough for you?!" ~Rouge when changing menu theme from her

"Hey guys. Take care!" ~Sonic, after defeating Big Foot

"No time or games!!" ~Shadow, when power-ups available in 2P

"Whaa- thief!" ~Rouge "Look who's calling who a thief..." ~Knuckles (Knux and Rouge meeting)

"And by the way, that's not YOUR emerald!" ~Knux (Same scene as above)

This should be enough for now. I'll post the whole slew of Omochao comments if anyone wants me to.

[eggFL]

"What?! I'm not good enough for you?!" ~Rouge when changing menu theme from her

Huh, really? Didn't know about that. :D

[Groudon]

Eggman says something similar to that.

"What?  You don't like me?"

Something like that.

[Marth]

Other interesting ones are:
"There's no time to be listening to music!" (Robotnik)
"I hate driving!" (Robotnik)
"Heroes are wimpy!" (Robotnik)
"I'm not interested." (Shadow)

I played SH not long ago, and it really is "super power". But anyway, for quotes that are dumb or funny:

"It could be you-know-who!" (Vector, in SH)
"Hey, loog! Id's Sodic!" (Tails, in SH) *Marth adds sniffle sound*
"Pretty flower, pretty flower! Show your face or/and(?) I'll sting you!" (Charmy, in SH) I can't remember that one well.
"Thee door is locked!" (Tails, in SA2) <-- I don't see why no one seems to get that one.
"Hey, it's not his speed must be using a Chaos Emerald to warp Shadow." (Sonic and Shadow, in SA2)
"You're not even good enough to be I'll make you eat those words!" (Sonic and Shadow, in SA2)
"Oh, MAN!" (Knuckles, in Shuffle)
"Eggman again! Just what is he up to this time?" (Sonic, in Riders)
"Rotate the Directional Pad in a circle." (Tikal, in SADX) <-- EDIT
"Aww, now what am I gonna do?" (Big, in SA) This is just a cover-up for a glitch. So is "Ow!". <-- EDIT

EDIT: I just thought of the SA themes. Robotnik's theme is even better than the SA2 ones.
They include:
"How to play as that knucklehead!"
"How to play as the fat cat!"
"How to play as MY creation! E-102 Gamma!"

Also, I remembered a few mistakes in the subtitles of some games.
The spoken message, if there is one, goes on the left.

"The last switch should be right up!(?)" / "The last switch should be right in front of you!" (Robotnik, in SA2)
"Aren't those Eggman's robots?" / "Aren't those Eggman's assassins?" (Espio, in SH)
"Aah Amy, you're timing is impeccable!" (Robotnik, in SA2)
"Turn the key to the left..." / "Turn the Analog Thumb Pad to the left..." (Tikal, in SADX)

Keep in mind that I haven't seen all of these that recently. Many of them are perfect, but I may have
made a few mistakes on some, and on others, I might've only gotten the basic idea.

[Conker T. Squirrel]

How about, "Vector told to find 5 top secret discs. But like what's a top secret disc?" Charmy-STH and then soon after he says, "Hey maybe you can ride on those flying discs!" WTF? How can he know what a flying disc is but not a top secret disc? Is Charmy that, well, stupid?