Oh man, I have so many one-liners that I cannot even decide between them. So I'll just list some:
Don't forget blu-ray support.
That's another major selling point for Sony.
The PS3 isn't an expensive game system, it's a cheap supercomputer.
The PS3 is the official game system of the Red Cross/Blue Shield association.
Sony cures what Nintendont.
Global research team sold seperately.
So in two years they'll discover how the spread of cancerous cells can be halted, but due to a read-write error lose the labor of their research? And the warranty will expire?
A small portion of the PS3's will also be working on calculating the optimum Sony-product-to-person ratio.
It has also recently been unveiled by Sony that the final PS3 model is just a 360 spray painted silver. While the FAH could not be reached for comment, inside sources say that they consider this a plus as the 360's "run hot".
And so on. Only, with actual original comments instead of rehashed jokes.