Author Topic: RPG's murdering topic (Read 157470 times)

Bilan · « **on:** February 11, 2006, 06:58:37 am »

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Also, you said RPGNutter, RPG didn't catch it himself for once. :o
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Whoever maltyped my name better speak up and let themselves be burnt, or the next 6 different posters shalt be murdered horribly.

douglas · « **Reply #1 on:** February 11, 2006, 07:16:46 am »

Looked like SBW to me . . . *hides*

Bilan · « **Reply #2 on:** February 11, 2006, 12:53:26 pm »

*tears off douglas's legs and clubs him to death with them*

5 to go.

Spinballwizard · « **Reply #3 on:** February 11, 2006, 02:01:19 pm »

1. RPG, since you were one of said six posters and made no exceptions, that essentially means you're murdering yourself, and since that would inevitably cause you to die, that means I survive. X)

Also sonicam is horribly mistaken and only wishes to see me burned because he isn't on my list. For behold:

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5. RPGnutter
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Surely there is no capital N there. So your actions were for naught.

Marth · « **Reply #4 on:** February 11, 2006, 02:14:44 pm »

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Whoever maltyped my name better speak up and let themselves be burnt, or the next 6 different posters shalt be murdered horribly.
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and what happens if you're incapable of murdering certain members?
(or if they're incapable of being murdered by you)
Oh, right. You can claim to be murdering anyone if you want. (but not just you can)
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Now, back on topic...

I was going to play Sonic Drift and SA2B more, but I'm just too busy with SADX.
Can I get into the top 10 just by making gigantic improvements in one game,
discovering lots of new stuff, making a guide, maps, and videos,
and submitting a few okay records for 2 other games?

(Probably not, so I'll have to take 1st in SA and move on to other games
in time to get into the next top 10 list.)

Bilan · « **Reply #5 on:** February 11, 2006, 07:02:55 pm »

*grates Spinball's arms off with a hefty cheese grater, before slowly wedging a pencil into each eye and cramming a burning towel down his throat*

Thats for being smart.

*impales Marth on a large wall embedded with glass shards, breaks his arms and inserts a pair of tweezers up his left nostril. Then soaks him in vodka and ignites.*

Thats for posting.

3 to go until poetic vengeance is performed.

PsyBorg · « **Reply #6 on:** February 11, 2006, 07:19:48 pm »

Hey dude, welcome to the site =)

*puts up humongous wall over RPG and uses the Chaos Emeralds to fly away*

Bilan · « **Reply #7 on:** February 11, 2006, 07:23:55 pm »

You cannot cheat death.

*grabs Psyborg by the ankles and throws him at the top of his wall, slicing him clean in 2 by the waist. The Chaos Emeralds then fall, and impale him in the torso and legs. RPG grabs a series of large punji sticks and nails Psyborg's arms into the ground with them, flicks his eyes out with a teaspoon and leaves him there for a flock of crows to pick at, while he's still alive, naturally.

And then there were 2.

yse · « **Reply #8 on:** February 11, 2006, 07:24:18 pm »

*this is a test*

SMACK ME IN THE FACE WITH A TIRE IRON

lawl, SM wins.

Marth · « **Reply #9 on:** February 11, 2006, 07:26:28 pm »

*watches RPG ripping apart a dummy and comes out from a hiding place*
*gets ready to fight and takes weapons (if any) that match RPG's*
*kills RPG in battle so many times that he runs out of lives*
*pours gas over RPG's last post and drops a match in*
*puts up a prefect, unbreakable shield*

I win!

PsyBorg · « **Reply #10 on:** February 11, 2006, 07:27:08 pm »

MARTH WIN

And I didn't die anyway, I am still alive. XP

*starts welcoming dudes to the site with a =) after the greeting*

F-Man · « **Reply #11 on:** February 11, 2006, 07:29:30 pm »

This looks like role-playing chats.

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Guy: but i kill with suepr kill attack!
Guy2: noo i have a super potion that counter-attacks this so fu and also since you cheated it does double the damage i win lol

Funny how text apparently lets do however you please. =)

Bilan · « **Reply #12 on:** February 11, 2006, 07:30:34 pm »

*grabs a tire iron and beats mike around the head with it until his skull cracks open. Slits his head open and tears the skin back. Pours antiseptic fluid into the crack.*

Im not done yet.

*Grabs a handy nearby claw hammer and bashes a hole into his skull, before inserting a whisk and turning it on. Carves his stomach open with a spatula, tears out his intestines, ties them round his ankles and suspends him from the ceiling, dripping his now liquid brain all over the floor.*

And just for a finishing touch.

*rams a pineapple up his right nostril*

Happy days.

1 to go.

Bilan · « **Reply #13 on:** February 11, 2006, 07:31:24 pm »

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MARTH WIN

And I didn't die anyway, I am still alive. XP

*starts welcoming dudes to the site with a =) after the greeting*
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I already killed Marth, right after Spinball. MARTH LOSE

Bilan · « **Reply #14 on:** February 11, 2006, 07:35:05 pm »

*takes a rusty bread knife and slowly slices off Effy's scalp, before using it to slash his hamstrings and hack off his biceps and triceps. RPG then cooks and batters said biceps and triceps and nails them onto Effy's chest. RPG then takes a burning candle and mashes it into Effy's left ear with the help of hammer, before taking a large fork and stabbing Effy in the back, down the spine. RPG then takes a blunt axe and repeatedly hacks into the 'small' of Effy's back until his legs are completely severed. These are then attached to Effy's stomach with the aid of a gluegun. RPG then tears Effy's back open with scissors, and rips out his spine with his head still attached on the end and holds its aloft in triumph.

ITT poetic vengeance is restored.

Marth · « **Reply #15 on:** February 11, 2006, 07:35:30 pm »

That was a dummy you killed, remember?
How are you talking? I wasted all your lives!

Also, remember that I can't be killed anymore.

F-Man · « **Reply #16 on:** February 11, 2006, 07:38:15 pm »

This is stupid.

Bilan · « **Reply #17 on:** February 11, 2006, 07:41:24 pm »

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This is stupid.
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Not anymore! Justice is served!

Also Marth, no excuses, j00r dead. gtfo :(

yse · « **Reply #18 on:** February 11, 2006, 07:46:04 pm »

GTFO MY FORUM.

Murders/suicides are being moved to Wikkity.

And done.

Bilan · « **Reply #19 on:** February 11, 2006, 07:48:09 pm »

Dont make me kill more posters mikey :(

In the spirit of this being moved, every person to post here who hasnt posted before will be brutally murdered :D

buddychaos0415 · « **Reply #20 on:** February 11, 2006, 08:03:10 pm »

Hey, RPGNutter.

...

*runs*

Bilan · « **Reply #21 on:** February 11, 2006, 08:06:05 pm »

*gets a length of phone line and ties it around BC's neck and continues tightening until blood is flowing out of his eyes. RPG then takes a hyperdermic syringe and injects a large volume of battery acid into his jugular vein. RPG then smacks him about a bit with a mace before leaving him to be eaten by a pack of savage wolves with blunt teeth*

magnum12 · « **Reply #22 on:** February 11, 2006, 08:33:53 pm »

Let's make a game with this. Rules: I will give a list of three things. RPG must make a funny yet horrible fate with those (and only those) 3 things.
Things to use: Ninjas, a Katamari ball, pizza.

Bilan · « **Reply #23 on:** February 11, 2006, 08:36:03 pm »

*hurls the Katamri ball at magnum and watches it bounce off before cramming it up his nose. RPG then takes the pizza, cooks it and jams it down his throat while it is still hot. RPG then takes a ninja costume and strangles him with it, before slicing off his limbs with a katana and throwing him off a bridge into a sewage infested river*

Buizel · « **Reply #24 on:** February 11, 2006, 09:16:35 pm »

wtf... :(

I think someone needs therapy... *calls a therapist to come quickly and calm RPG--it's my turn to brutally murder someone :(* (but I wouldn't tell the therapist that...)

And if you don't accept therapy, then we will have to take more drastic measures.

*looks to the therapist with a dark yet seemingly innocent grin*

*goes off to play CW1 so he can become pissed enough to brutally murder someone >:O*

Bilan · « **Reply #25 on:** February 11, 2006, 09:22:58 pm »

*sneaks up on Psyknux from behind and grabs him round the neck before tearing out his throat. RPG then bungs up the gaping hole that is pouring blood everywhere with a broken vodka bottle*

Buizel · « **Reply #26 on:** February 11, 2006, 09:48:56 pm »

x_x

Hey, I was playing... :( People at the yard sale are gonna wonder why there's blood all over the GC...

FINE! You shall never know the super-secret method to 170k in CW1 (as if you care...). BE THAT WAY!! If I am dead, you better brutally murder the people on my hitlist, which happens to be conveniently unobstructed on my computer desk. Otherwise, I shall haunt you all the days of your life!

*possesses the therapist* HAHAHA!! Pheer the TheRapist!! I mean, Therapist!! And I still have my PK powers to boot. >:D

Wow...I think I'm starting to take this out of context...
~PK

Bilan · « **Reply #27 on:** February 11, 2006, 09:55:20 pm »

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FINE! You shall never know the super-secret method to 170k in CW1 (as if you care...).
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Indeed I dont :D

Times take a higher priority for me.

Spinballwizard · « **Reply #28 on:** February 11, 2006, 10:18:56 pm »

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Funny how text apparently lets do however you please. =)
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Effy it's called Godmodding.

Also someone needs to get in here that hasn't died yet. Also RPG is that the best you got!? X)

Bilan · « **Reply #29 on:** February 11, 2006, 10:20:30 pm »

Hell no, Im just warming up!

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