* RPG makes a sweeping strike with a katana and severs tails legs at the kneecaps. He rams a lightbulb up each nostril until it splinters, followed by tearing his spine out of his back and suspending it from a flag pole.
And now....the murder you've all been waiting for.
While PsyBorgs least expecting it....
* RPG fires a dart soaked in horse tranquilizer into the back of PB's neck. When PB awakens, he finds himself bolted into a chair. Sawblades rest against the back of his wrists and ankles, and a cutthroat razor lies directly in line with his throat. Within arms reach and connected to the mains via a power pack is an original Game Boy Advance. It is black, and considerably battered, he right d-pad button no longer functions as accuratly as it should. Suddenly he hears a voice.
"Hello PsyBorg. You might not know me but I DO know you. I know you enjoy playing video games, so I want you to play a little game of my own. Starting in 60 seconds, those saws against your ankles are going to buzz into life and hack away until your ankles are severed. Then, the blades at your wrists are going to hack down until you lose movement of your hands, and that razer at your throat will slice it clean, leaving you to drown in your own blood. That is of course, unless you can play the game laid before you, and keep playing it. After the 60 seconds are up, whenever there is no input on the GBA's buttons for more than 4 seconds, those blades will whir into life until you resume playing. So, PsyBorg, make your choice, live an eternity of games playing, or die."
* PsyBorg looked across at the GBA which switced itself on, and saw the title screen load up of the game pack inserted.
"Sonic the Hedgehog".
