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Spinballwizard · « **Reply #780 on:** April 23, 2009, 11:30:46 pm »

Awfully long commercial break. I thought I'd be the top failure though. I'm glad I'm not on there specifically though.

* Spinballwizard watches honorable mention pop up

yse · « **Reply #781 on:** April 24, 2009, 04:25:02 am »

And so ends the longest commercial break in history.

Honourable mention time!

Spinballwizard - Well, you asked for it. *rimshot*

Cruizer - for having a furry girlfriend. Come on, man, ~~you can do better...~~ er... <_< >_> Also for finishing last in the Marathon after being overtaken at the end by someone that started 62 minutes late >_>

RPG (yes, again) - For not showing up to his own event on time. Also for not responding to my (non-existent) calls >:O

Miles - For throwing a tantrum about the agreed-in-advance start time for the aforementioned race... that still hasn't stopped.

donnashowl - This one needs a bit of context. While RPG and I were brainstorming, Donna's name came up, to which RPG responded thusly:

<Frostymcdoom> i read donna's post and her fanfic and plot analysis crap makes me think she should get a spot but she is hot so I am willing to ignore that.

Make of that what you will.

Bilan · « **Reply #782 on:** April 24, 2009, 05:05:37 am »

Hey fu, at least I started it and still didn't finish in last

Luxray · « **Reply #783 on:** April 24, 2009, 05:32:31 am »

Quote from: yse on April 24, 2009, 04:25:02 am

Cruizer - for having a furry girlfriend. Come on, man, ~~you can do better...~~ er... <_< >_> Also for finishing last in the Marathon after being overtaken at the end by someone that started 62 minutes late >_>

Hey at least i finished unlike 20 something other people. And it should be noted its a furry x furry relationship >_>

Bilan · « **Reply #784 on:** April 24, 2009, 08:28:04 am »

You do raise a good point there

Luxray · « **Reply #785 on:** April 24, 2009, 10:28:18 am »

Thanks for the mention though :D

Donna · « **Reply #786 on:** April 25, 2009, 02:19:05 pm »

Right where I belong :D

Spinballwizard · « **Reply #787 on:** April 26, 2009, 03:47:41 am »

Quote from: No on April 24, 2009, 05:32:31 am

And it should be noted its a furry x furry relationship >_>

OK, doug/genus and cruizer officially switch places.

douglas · « **Reply #788 on:** April 26, 2009, 04:19:13 am »

Quote from: Spinballwizard on April 26, 2009, 03:47:41 am

Quote from: No on April 24, 2009, 05:32:31 am
And it should be noted its a furry x furry relationship >_>
OK, doug/genus and cruizer officially switch places.

Why the FUCK would I want to be in a threesome with genus and a furry?

Luxray · « **Reply #789 on:** April 26, 2009, 04:41:15 am »

Quote from: douglas on April 26, 2009, 04:19:13 am

Quote from: Spinballwizard on April 26, 2009, 03:47:41 am
Quote from: No on April 24, 2009, 05:32:31 am
And it should be noted its a furry x furry relationship >_>
OK, doug/genus and cruizer officially switch places.
Why the FUCK would I want to be in a threesome with genus and a furry?

Because you know you want to.

Spinballwizard · « **Reply #790 on:** April 26, 2009, 11:56:08 am »

Quote from: douglas on April 26, 2009, 04:19:13 am

Why the FUCK would I want to be in a threesome with genus and a furry?

I meant in top ten position, noob. Clearly cruizer now deserves it more than you two do.

Aitamen · « **Reply #791 on:** April 27, 2009, 04:06:03 am »

Furry love... for some reason, it seems so fitting...

I'm honestly surprised RPG isn't up there again, and that I'm not there...

And why isn't S&A there?

Luxray · « **Reply #792 on:** April 27, 2009, 12:53:58 pm »

Quote from: Aitamen on April 27, 2009, 04:06:03 am

Furry love... for some reason, it seems so fitting...

I'm honestly surprised RPG isn't up there again, and that I'm not there...

And why isn't S&A there?

The top ten noobs have already been posted. This list is the top 10 failures. You -deserved- to be the number 1 failure for not noticing this. Fitting isn't it?

Aitamen · « **Reply #793 on:** April 28, 2009, 06:31:35 am »

I did notice such a thing. However, S&A fails harder than anyone here...

and honestly, he's one of the worst trolls ever!

(And I came here from GameFAQs, where the trolls not only breed and evolve, but also conduct experimentation)

EngiNerd · « **Reply #794 on:** April 29, 2009, 04:21:24 pm »

Quote from: douglas on April 26, 2009, 04:19:13 am

Quote from: Spinballwizard on April 26, 2009, 03:47:41 am
Quote from: No on April 24, 2009, 05:32:31 am
And it should be noted its a furry x furry relationship >_>
OK, doug/genus and cruizer officially switch places.
Why the $%^& would I want to be in a threesome with genus and a furry?

And douglas wins again.

Rayku · « **Reply #795 on:** June 04, 2009, 12:47:20 am »

The first page of this thread still makes me smile :)

<3 you guys.

Luxray · « **Reply #796 on:** October 11, 2009, 01:10:02 pm »

So its almost that time of year again..are doug and genus going to deliver something this time? Or do we have to call on mike and RPG to do it again?

Bilan · « **Reply #797 on:** October 11, 2009, 01:12:17 pm »

Quote from: Luxray on October 11, 2009, 01:10:02 pm

So its almost that time of year again..are doug and genus going to deliver something this time? Or do we have to call on mike and RPG to do it again?

Resounding no from and mike!

flying fox · « **Reply #798 on:** October 12, 2009, 11:07:49 am »

Quote from: prcorby on October 11, 2009, 01:12:17 pm

Quote from: Luxray on October 11, 2009, 01:10:02 pm
So its almost that time of year again..are doug and genus going to deliver something this time? Or do we have to call on mike and RPG to do it again?

Resounding no from and mike!

Can't someone else take over? You guys were so good at it. Please keep this going or I'll cry :(

Luxray · « **Reply #799 on:** October 12, 2009, 11:08:51 am »

Quote from: Flying Fox on October 12, 2009, 11:07:49 am

Quote from: prcorby on October 11, 2009, 01:12:17 pm
Quote from: Luxray on October 11, 2009, 01:10:02 pm
So its almost that time of year again..are doug and genus going to deliver something this time? Or do we have to call on mike and RPG to do it again?

Resounding no from and mike!

Can't someone else take over? You guys were so good at it. Please keep this going or I'll cry :(

Genus and doug do it with epic proportions. You should recall the one done last year.

Bilan · « **Reply #800 on:** October 13, 2009, 11:25:32 pm »

And then you should recall their fail 6 months later!

Luxray · « **Reply #801 on:** October 14, 2009, 12:48:59 am »

Quote from: prcorby on October 13, 2009, 11:25:32 pm

And then you should recall their fail 6 months later!

All 4 of you failed. >_>

SadisticMystic · « **Reply #802 on:** October 14, 2009, 05:08:12 pm »

Fine then.

TOP TEN ITEM BOXES #10 - GROW (KC)

Hitting the Grow box makes you big! Like Big the Cat! That's bad. But without a fishing rod or a mute frog to talk to! Sure, you may have a crocodile to talk to, but not a frog. So I'll allow it. Plus getting big makes it easier to get inside the walls and isn't that much better than fishing could ever be?

I wonder what Eggman is thinking after Charmy hits a Grow and he now finds himself being chased by a giant bee. Probably just something like "I really should make a better Buzz Bomber."

Luxray · « **Reply #803 on:** October 15, 2009, 04:08:27 am »

O.o

Um...who's SM's partner in ~~fail~~ crime?

Bilan · « **Reply #804 on:** October 15, 2009, 04:12:10 am »

Codegirl of course!

CodeGirl · « **Reply #805 on:** October 15, 2009, 04:36:41 pm »

How did you guess?

TOP TEN ITEM BOXES #9: BOMB (KC, SA, SA2)

This item box started out with a fairly mundane purpose in 1995: hit it and you turn into Bomb, the bomb. Wait a minute, Bomb was a terrible character. So you didn't want to hit that. Maybe if you were partnered with Charmy and your partner was flying you all around the stage, you would want to trick him or her into hitting Bomb so that you could lead the charge for once without having to threaten to hit A eleven or twelve times so that the team would be kicked out of the stage. Come to think of it, they had the swap monitor for that. So I guess this was just terrible.

This monitor got a much-needed improvement for the Adventure series, where instead of becoming Bomb, I guess you'd just summon Bomb instantaneously and have it blow up...or some other explanation. In any case, hitting Bomb in those games causes all nearby enemies to blow up! It's even useful for competition under an extremely narrow set of circumstances (Dry Lagoon 5 on GameCube, because the enemies it affects have bomb-proof armor on Dreamcast and even if they didn't, Dreamcast users can take an ever-so-slightly-faster route that doesn't involve having to randomly dig up an item with about 1% probability on the first try). But I guess that's why Bomb is only ninth on the list, instead of one of the higher spots you'll see in the coming days.

Crowbar · « **Reply #806 on:** October 15, 2009, 06:11:20 pm »

Quote from: SadisticMystic on October 14, 2009, 05:08:12 pm

I wonder what Eggman is thinking after Charmy hits a Grow and he now finds himself being chased by a giant bee.

Giant bee.
You're lovely.
I ride you as my flying steed.
Bee.

I love to please
My giant bee,
By rubbing cheese into his knees.
Bee.

We fly so high
Above the trees
At quite a star
tling rate of speed.

Bee (Be-be-be-bee, Giant bee)
Giant Bee (Be-be-be-be-bee, Lovely)
Giant Bee (Be-be-be-be-bee, Giant bee)
Giant Bee (Be-be-be-be-bee, Lovely)

On colder days
he'll sometimes sneeze.
But even so I'll never
sieze my giant bee.

We fly so high
Above the trees
At quite a star
tling rate of speed.

After long flights
he's prone to wheeze.
But still I love to squeeze
My bee.
Giant bee (Be-be-be-be-bee, giant bee)
Giant bee (Be-be-be-be-bee, giant bee)
Giant bee (Be-be-be-be-bee, giant bee)
Giant bee (Be-be-be-be-bee, giant bee)
Giant bee.

Giant bee (Be-be-be-be-be-be-be-bee)
Giant bee (Be-be-be-be-be-be-be-bee)
Giant bee (Be-be-be-be-be-be-be-bee)
Giant bee (Be-be-be-be-be-be-be-bee)
Giant bee (Be-be-be-be-be-be-be-bee)
Giant bee (Be-be-be-be-be-be-be-bee)
Giant bee.

ieatatsonic · « **Reply #807 on:** October 15, 2009, 06:38:14 pm »

inb4 speed shoe

Spinballwizard · « **Reply #808 on:** October 16, 2009, 10:52:12 am »

Quote from: ieatatsonic on October 15, 2009, 06:38:14 pm

inb4 speed shoe

Speed shoe is going to be #1 just due to DD.

ieatatsonic · « **Reply #809 on:** October 16, 2009, 04:03:32 pm »

and SSS

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