Author Topic: The Official Top Tens Topic (Read 913056 times)

Luxray · « **Reply #750 on:** April 19, 2009, 09:41:30 am »

Quote from: Werey on April 19, 2009, 09:11:10 am

+1

werster has good prediction skills. 5 of his 7 should be in the top 5. Also typing on the psp is lame Q_Q

Werey · « **Reply #751 on:** April 19, 2009, 10:43:58 am »

Lol when the hell did i post +1

and Werster should be number 3 IMO

Bilan · « **Reply #752 on:** April 19, 2009, 07:52:22 pm »

Time for another exciting installment!

As we delve deeper into the sack of fail it is almost fitting that this next person should begin the decline into the top 5!~

Who is it you ask? Well I completely forgot who #5 was supposed to be so Im going to wing it and throw mike onto this list!

Anyone who's been here and with an IQ score into double digits is well aware that mike and I have a history of a) being awesome b) being excellent friends and c) having a rivalry on the TSC charts before we both stopped caring

However it may not be so wide known, probably as it was 2/3 years ago, thats mike has never managed to beat me a in a race for a championship! SA2B, SADX, SPA and Sonic Drift all name a few of the game in which we both competed for the championship and i emerged the victor.

Wahaha.

#10 doug and genus
#9 Andy
#8 Minus
#7 RPG @ Cult of Personality
#6 Kitsune
#5 Mike
#4
#3
#2
#1

WHAT NOW BITCHES

Luxray · « **Reply #753 on:** April 19, 2009, 09:02:53 pm »

You should never do a Top Ten list again. You two should be tied 1st.

Cream147 · « **Reply #754 on:** April 20, 2009, 11:06:27 am »

Yeah, no offense...actually, yes, offense, but this list hasn't been the greatest in history. I mean come on, just making up a number 5 because you 'forgot' who it was meant to be? I suppose it's better than having none though.

werster · « **Reply #755 on:** April 20, 2009, 11:09:13 am »

I think the whole point is that it -is- really sloppy. And seriously they had what, 1 day to start doing this list? And remember, both of them are on the list of fail, they clearly aren't the brightest bunch :(

yse · « **Reply #756 on:** April 20, 2009, 08:07:56 pm »

Quote from: cream147 on April 20, 2009, 11:06:27 am

I suppose it's better than having none though.

*cough*DOUGANDGENUS*cough*

Anyway, #4 is eredani, for making the following statement:

Quote from: eredani, paraphrased

I will be #1 sitewide by the end of the year

and then doing absolutely nothing. If you thought this was an asspull, I rank that far worse.

#10 doug and genus
#9 Andy
#8 Minus
#7 RPG @ Cult of Personality
#6 Kitsune
#5 Mike
#4 eredani
#3
#2
#1

Werey · « **Reply #757 on:** April 21, 2009, 03:04:13 am »

Eis Makai · « **Reply #758 on:** April 21, 2009, 10:12:19 am »

Sonicandamy and cake could take the 3rd and 2nd. SnA was great at getting here somehow without noticing he was here. cake had flamed people in one topic he made because he was b&. So IMHO that's what I believe.

fastnaturedude · « **Reply #759 on:** April 21, 2009, 09:20:06 pm »

Then I somehow claim #1 as well as #6.

yse · « **Reply #760 on:** April 22, 2009, 03:30:32 am »

Sorry folks, #3 was delayed while I found a late substitute for Miles.

#3 is Werey! The master of licking balls and raping cats. Among other assorted typos. Or so he wants us to believe.

Having said that, it turns out he's actually not a bad player, which puts him better than the next entry...

#10 doug and genus
#9 Andy
#8 Minus
#7 RPG @ Cult of Personality
#6 Kitsune
#5 Mike
#4 eredani
#3 Werey
#2
#1

douglas · « **Reply #761 on:** April 22, 2009, 03:42:14 am »

Quote from: yse on April 22, 2009, 03:30:32 am

Sorry folks, #3 was delayed while I found a late substitute for Miles.

#3 is Werey! The master of licking balls and raping cats. Among other assorted typos. Or so he wants us to believe.

Having said that, it turns out he's actually not a bad player, which puts him better than the next entry...

Next entry is RPG again confirmed

Bilan · « **Reply #762 on:** April 22, 2009, 03:49:58 am »

Quote from: douglas on April 22, 2009, 03:42:14 am

Quote from: yse on April 22, 2009, 03:30:32 am
Sorry folks, #3 was delayed while I found a late substitute for Miles.

#3 is Werey! The master of licking balls and raping cats. Among other assorted typos. Or so he wants us to believe.

Having said that, it turns out he's actually not a bad player, which puts him better than the next entry...
Next entry is RPG again confirmed

Luxray · « **Reply #763 on:** April 22, 2009, 04:00:40 am »

Using Chaos Angel = ban

Donna · « **Reply #764 on:** April 22, 2009, 05:21:07 am »

Quote from: No on April 22, 2009, 04:00:40 am

Using Chaos Angel = ban

Eis Makai · « **Reply #765 on:** April 22, 2009, 09:57:46 am »

I like Chaos Angel as a stage but not as a bgskin. If only we had new ones. I'd like to see a Dragon Road skin. Or Radical Highway or Speed Highway. Or Some from the Megaman series or LoZ series.

For #2 spot is definitely S&A no doubt or Silvermetal.

For #1: One of the Architects of the Matrix guys should get this spot for funnies.

Donna: Ban-Deodorant lol. Clean off the BO of the site.

Luxray · « **Reply #766 on:** April 22, 2009, 10:02:35 am »

Quote from: Eis the Dragon on April 22, 2009, 09:57:46 am

I like Chaos Angel as a stage but not as a bgskin. If only we had new ones. I'd like to see a Dragon Road skin. Or Radical Highway or Speed Highway. Or Some from the Megaman series or LoZ series.

For #2 spot is definitely S&A no doubt or Silvermetal.

For #1: One of the Architects of the Matrix guys should get this spot for funnies.

Donna: Ban-Deodorant lol. Clean off the BO of the site.

I say Wily 1 from M2/MM9 as a skin.

Also Its going to be Gerbil and maybe Dhaos... If not it might be me D:

Werey · « **Reply #767 on:** April 22, 2009, 10:51:20 am »

Heh wow :O

yse · « **Reply #768 on:** April 23, 2009, 03:04:48 am »

#2 is... RingRush! The TSCer who is so fail, he even has a bot feature named after him: Paraxade implemented !rrfails into his bot Peroxide some time ago.

Some examples of fail from the past:
1) <Groudon> fail | <RingRush> I will, but first I need to take a shower and than I need to do 1 TA I've wanted to do for a while
2) <RingRush> Well if you hate SA2(B) e-mail me your dreamcast
3) <RingRush> er, ring rush fails

Who could possibly be more fail than that? Only time will tell!

#10 doug and genus
#9 Andy
#8 Minus
#7 RPG @ Cult of Personality
#6 Kitsune
#5 Mike
#4 eredani
#3 Werey
#2 RingRush
#1 ???

Spinballwizard · « **Reply #769 on:** April 23, 2009, 01:03:19 pm »

I have a bad feeling about this...

ieatatsonic · « **Reply #770 on:** April 23, 2009, 06:58:35 pm »

If #1 isn't SnA, it could be eggmanland. That topic had as much win as the bus topic.

Miles9999 · « **Reply #771 on:** April 23, 2009, 07:40:06 pm »

Quote from: yse on April 22, 2009, 03:30:32 am

Sorry folks, #3 was delayed while I found a late substitute for Miles.

...

flyby · « **Reply #772 on:** April 23, 2009, 07:42:16 pm »

Quote from: Miles9999 on April 23, 2009, 07:40:06 pm

Quote from: yse on April 22, 2009, 03:30:32 am
Sorry folks, #3 was delayed while I found a late substitute for Miles.
...

... indeed

Luxray · « **Reply #773 on:** April 23, 2009, 09:12:49 pm »

Quote from: flyby on April 23, 2009, 07:42:16 pm

Quote from: Miles9999 on April 23, 2009, 07:40:06 pm
Quote from: yse on April 22, 2009, 03:30:32 am
Sorry folks, #3 was delayed while I found a late substitute for Miles.
...

... indeed

...

* No fortifies himself in the Pentagon

General Throatstomper · « **Reply #774 on:** April 23, 2009, 09:14:06 pm »

You can't accuse douglas and I of failure because of our excellence; that's transparent envy. Our apathy should have been enough to clue you into our ambivalence regarding another top 10 list. Plus, we've made ten of these lists..what's your tally now? I stopped caring when the top 10's got boring.

Anyways, it seems we set the standard too high for any future installations...no matter what kind of list Mike and RPG could hobble together, it would always shadow our cultural monument. I'm sorry for producing something of quality that shames your milquetoast efforts. Perhaps one day we could teach you how to write humor compositions?

Also, they're probably putting Rolken as #1 to surprise everyone.

*zing*.

Bilan · « **Reply #775 on:** April 23, 2009, 09:14:28 pm »

YOU ALL FAIL AT HUMOUR

Speaking of, its time for the #1 failure on TSC!

Coming up after this post because I want people to see the notification in IRC and leap expectantly into the topic.

Durr hurr.

Bilan · « **Reply #776 on:** April 23, 2009, 09:22:24 pm »

So, it's been a (not) long journey, slowly delving deeper and deeper into the TSC Sack of Fail (TM).

First, lets have a quick recap of the 9 other contestants thus far and a brief reminder of why their names were pulled out of the Sack.

#10 doug and genus - For failing at making a Top Ten instead of this one.

#9 Andy - For talking the talk and never walking the walk.

#8 Minus - For not knowing that Jupi was a girl.

#7 RPG @ Cult of Personality - Self explanatory.

#6 Kitsune - For thinking we all didn't realise he was really one of the Four Noobs of the Apocalypse.

#5 Mike - For failing at beating me*

#4 eredani - See: Andy

#3 Werey - Hilarious (un)intentional typo's.

#2 RingRush - I don't think this needs further explantion.

#1 ???...

And so, brace yourselves as we name and shame TSC's Greatest Piece of Fail, fresh from the sack.

A piece of fail so hard that if you were to look up the word "fail" in the dictionary, there picture would be gleefully clad next to the word itself.

AND THE WINNER IS....

...

...

...

...

You.

That's right, you. The TSCer. Or more accuractly, TSC as a collective. For even following this mockery of a Top Ten in the first place. And that's it for this Top Ten, mike and I will be doing another one in October for TSC's 6th birthday because doug and genus obviously couldn't handle the awesome.

Or is it?...

Nope! Because right after this ~~short~~ lengthy commercial break, mike will be along for the Honourable Mentions and Closing Ceremonies, thank you ladies and gentlemen, and good night.~

Luxray · « **Reply #777 on:** April 23, 2009, 09:27:12 pm »

Apr 23 17:04:52 <mike89>   ps, #2 up
Apr 23 17:04:54 <Umbreon>   oh
Apr 23 17:04:55 <mike89>   no points for guessing who
Apr 23 17:05:01 <Umbreon>   clearly it's groudon
Apr 23 17:05:04 <mike89>   aaaand my work here is done
Apr 23 17:05:08 *   mike89 (Mike@SCnet-267A8151.tpgi.com.au) has left #sonicunleashed (Leaving)
Apr 23 17:05:58 <No>   inb4 #1 = You
Apr 23 17:06:22 <Umbreon>   Top Ten Failures #1: Top Ten Failures
Apr 23 17:06:28 <Umbreon>   srsly
Apr 23 17:07:09 <Miles>   I'll be very disappointed if it isn't.
Apr 23 17:07:22 <Umbreon>   that's the only way rr wouldn't be #1
Apr 23 17:08:35 <Miles>   "Sorry folks, #3 was delayed while I found a late substitute for Miles."
Apr 23 17:08:37 <Miles>   ...
Apr 23 17:10:00 <No>   What does that even mean?
Apr 23 17:14:49 <werster>   Miles was going to be #3 clearly

Fuck you RPG..seriously.

Aitamen · « **Reply #778 on:** April 23, 2009, 10:13:01 pm »

Quote from: No on April 23, 2009, 09:27:12 pm

Apr 23 17:04:52 <mike89>   ps, #2 up
Apr 23 17:04:54 <Umbreon>   oh
Apr 23 17:04:55 <mike89>   no points for guessing who
Apr 23 17:05:01 <Umbreon>   clearly it's groudon
Apr 23 17:05:04 <mike89>   aaaand my work here is done
Apr 23 17:05:08 *   mike89 (Mike@SCnet-267A8151.tpgi.com.au) has left #sonicunleashed (Leaving)
Apr 23 17:05:58 <No>   inb4 #1 = You
Apr 23 17:06:22 <Umbreon>   Top Ten Failures #1: Top Ten Failures
Apr 23 17:06:28 <Umbreon>   srsly
Apr 23 17:07:09 <Miles>   I'll be very disappointed if it isn't.
Apr 23 17:07:22 <Umbreon>   that's the only way rr wouldn't be #1
Apr 23 17:08:35 <Miles>   "Sorry folks, #3 was delayed while I found a late substitute for Miles."
Apr 23 17:08:37 <Miles>   ...
Apr 23 17:10:00 <No>   What does that even mean?
Apr 23 17:14:49 <werster>   Miles was going to be #3 clearly

Fuck you RPG..seriously.

That, sir, is win.

Luxray · « **Reply #779 on:** April 23, 2009, 10:14:32 pm »

I called it after #2 was posted

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