Author Topic: ITT something only Sondow cares about (read: Touhou horoscope) (Read 39906 times)

Selphos · « **on:** August 05, 2009, 06:55:12 am »

Tell me where you line up and I will tell you who you are, a brief description of that character, and a link to their profile page on the touhou wikia.

Don't you be giving me those weird looks. This is mostly (if not purely) for my own entertainment and seeing if any of you are actually pathetically weak fairies or gods of death or something. <_<
And if you don't know your blood type I'll just list the people in your row. However I would much prefer if you did know, listing entire rows is getting lame and it's too broad. >_>
Also feel free to ask in chat, and/or don't be surprised when I randomly ask you your birthday and blood type. It's for SCIENCE, people.

So far, we have:
Sondow - Nitori Kawashiro
PPA - Alice Margatroid (and no, before you ask, there are no furry characters. Unless you want to count Chen or Orin, the nekos, who are incidentally in the same (last) period...)
Quartz - Mystia, Lyrica, Aya, or Tewi (or Tei for you letter-dropping noobs)
werster - Iku Nagae
CF - Rumia, Reimu, Komachi, or Utsuho
osg101 - Tenshi, Remilia, Yuugi, or Kaguya
mike89 - Keine Kamishirasawa (oh lord)
Koshi - Lunasa, Yukari, Flandre, or Sakuya (ie the Awesome Tier)
Kim (er, alternate Koshi) - Rumia, Reimu, Komachi, or Utsuho (CF was not comfortable with this)
Stefan - Lunasa Prismriver or Sakuya Izayoi (fff. Stef's officially awesome, in case that wasn't evident)
Achlys - Flandre Scarlet (This worries me)
Crowbar - probably also Flandre Scarlet but possibly others in that row
Shadow Jacky - see Crowbar
ieatatsonic - Mystia Lorelei or Aya Shameimaru
Cutiefox - Keine, Patchouli, Sikieiki, or Reisen
Bertin - Remilia Scarlet (or possibly Yuugi Hoshiguma)
Groudon - Merlin, Minoriko, Nitori, or Suwako
magnum12 - Again, Flandre Scarlet.
yoshifan - Rumia or Reimu Hakurei
DsS - Keine, Patchouli, Sikieiki, or Reisen
ChaoRC - Youmu, Meiling, Ran, or Sanae
SonicAD - Alice, Koishi, Kanako, or Eirin (or Erin for you letter-dropping noobs)
Thorn - Yuugi Hoshiguma

P.P.A. · « **Reply #1 on:** August 05, 2009, 09:40:28 am »

I want to be China :(

Meiling, Meiling, watashi no Meiling, Meiling, Meiling, Hong Meiling~

Also why has http://hong-meiling-is-my.name/ been dead for months I want http://hong-meiling-is-my.name/ back D:

Selphos · « **Reply #2 on:** August 05, 2009, 09:43:38 am »

I actually haven't gotten any Meilings at all out of the 15 or so people I've polled about this. In fact, every single one is different, except I think I got two Okuus.

On the other hand, my female friend from the East Coast who by some weird twist of fate is now my maid on some other forum is supposedly Sakuya by this horoscope. >_> <_<

P.P.A. · « **Reply #3 on:** August 05, 2009, 10:49:57 am »

>who by some weird twist of fate is now my maid on some other forum
>who is now my maid on some other forum
>who is now my maid
what

Selphos · « **Reply #4 on:** August 05, 2009, 10:57:35 am »

...Don't ask. Please, don't ask. It's a long story and one that contains much wtf from other random regulars before I butted in and ended the random wtf. >_>

So in other news I need to learn the Gensokyo identities of TSC's other higher-ups, such as AD or lolDsS.
And RPG too I guess.

P.P.A. · « **Reply #5 on:** August 05, 2009, 11:21:46 am »

* P.P.A. asks

Selphos · « **Reply #6 on:** August 05, 2009, 11:23:21 am »

Eh, it's from some vocaloid/touhou forum thing. It's not important, just another day in the sheer strangeness that is their equivalent of Wikkity.

Anyway desperately trying to stay on topic here, I need some more entries.
Also PPA is one of my few results so far who does not fit the character. Hell, I'm one of those too. Nitori does not describe me at all, and PPA is in no way Alice.

P.P.A. · « **Reply #7 on:** August 05, 2009, 11:57:51 am »

I'd object to that, Alice fits my personality quite well. I also prefer to be alone physically and would gladly live in such an isolated forest if given the chance. And I too find the sole satisfaction in a victory if it is earned through complex strategy (and diplomacy and intrigue).

Shadow Jacky · « **Reply #8 on:** August 05, 2009, 01:05:20 pm »

man I suck at identifying most of the characters on that chart.

Crowbar · « **Reply #9 on:** August 05, 2009, 02:31:48 pm »

Born 11th Feb. Not sure of my blood type. :( I think O but I'm not certain.

ieatatsonic · « **Reply #10 on:** August 05, 2009, 03:20:36 pm »

I was born 6/16, and I'm either an A or O.

Shadow Jacky · « **Reply #11 on:** August 05, 2009, 03:50:26 pm »

lol

crowbar's birthday is after mine.

Cutiefox · « **Reply #12 on:** August 05, 2009, 04:41:44 pm »

September 6. :/ Dunno what blood type, but I suppose I'm like Patchy.

bertin · « **Reply #13 on:** August 05, 2009, 06:15:10 pm »

Birthday is August 8th Blood type is B I think.

Selphos · « **Reply #14 on:** August 05, 2009, 07:10:35 pm »

Oh wow that's a lot of replies
Er, in order of time of post, you guys are:

Achlys - Flandre Scarlet, the mentally unstable vampire little sister of the Scarlet Devil who contains probably even more power than her big sis (who is also a vampire ftr)
Crowbar - ...presumably Flandre again
ieatatsonic - Mystia Lorelei, human-eating night sparrow who can screw with peoples' night vision, or Aya Shameimaru, raven tengu news reporter and photographist who is REALLY FAST.
er I guess SJ is also in Crow's boat
Cutiefox - Keine, Patchouli, Sikieiki, or Reisen.
Bertin - Remilia Scarlet, THE Scarlet Devil. Responsible for the events of Touhou 6, and is prone to all of a vampire's strengths and weaknesses except crosses. She laughs at the idea of those being a weakness.
edit: Er whoops forgot Bertin. Fixed.

* Selphos goes to update first post

Taillow · « **Reply #15 on:** August 05, 2009, 09:34:09 pm »

I couldn't find out my blood type <_<

If this survives when I do find out (whenever I can give blood. I'm not fond of such things but as long as they don't wiggle the needle...) then I'll tell you then.

magnum12 · « **Reply #16 on:** August 05, 2009, 10:05:16 pm »

2/10, type O

Selphos · « **Reply #17 on:** August 05, 2009, 10:06:00 pm »

So SonicAD is LAME and won't tell me his birthday or blood type.
Someone weasel the information out of him for me.
edit: itt I fail at remembering the whole deal with AD's birthday, whatever, and he doesn't know his blood type so he's another of the "entire row" people.

Also Magnum is another Flandre. That makes three (four?) so far.

ChaoRC · « **Reply #18 on:** August 06, 2009, 02:42:26 am »

Birthday is 12/27.

But I don't know my own blood type. :(

Selphos · « **Reply #19 on:** August 06, 2009, 02:45:48 am »

ChaoRC, that puts you as Youmu, Meiling, Ran, or Sanae.

If you want to know who those people actually are, click the profile links. I only give out descriptions and full names for definite answers. >_>

ChaoRC · « **Reply #20 on:** August 06, 2009, 03:07:05 am »

I noticed that all of these character matchups are all female. I must ask whether the person(s) who concocted this is into anime, Hentai, or a pedophile or all of the above. If that's the case, I'd rather not figure out what my blood type actually is. <_____<

Selphos · « **Reply #21 on:** August 06, 2009, 03:11:45 am »

A bit of a note for those not In The Know:

Every touhou character is female. All of them. Except Rinnosuke, who only appears in a side series of light novels, Unzan, who is a cloud thing or something, and Genji, who is a flying turtle that Reimu used to ride on but now has ceased to exist.

And no, touhou is not an anime or whatnot, but ZUN has said that he pretty much designed the series with his own interests in mind so eh. There was no intention of pedophilia, hentai, or loli/lolicon...ness. >_>
Granted every character pretty much is a loli except certain exceptions like Sakuya and Yukari but...er... I'll stop here, this is developing into a ramble.

ChaoRC · « **Reply #22 on:** August 06, 2009, 03:36:14 am »

Quote from: Selphos on August 06, 2009, 03:11:45 am

And no, touhou is not an anime or whatnot, but ZUN has said that he pretty much designed the series with his own interests in mind so eh. There was no intention of pedophilia, hentai, or loli/lolicon...ness. >_>
Granted every character pretty much is a loli except certain exceptions like Sakuya and Yukari but...er... I'll stop here, this is developing into a ramble.

So, it was wrapped to ZUN's intentions, then? If you go by that, then he wanted to depict these being as lolis, is it not?

Oxymoronic statement is oxymoronic.

Any reason as to why he wanted pretty much 98% of them to be female lolis; though, and not having more creative liberty by giving each and every one of them to be more unique and not being uninspired clones of imeccable childish youths?
I don't know, but you have to be blind to not see the the blantly obvious, yet somewhat devilishly unintentional, meaning of it all.

I rest my case.

*Packs up briefcase and leaves*

Selphos · « **Reply #23 on:** August 06, 2009, 03:41:07 am »

...Yeah don't expect me to be the expert on ZUN's motives.

And the characters are in no way "uninspired clones of imeccable childish youths." The cast of Touhou is large, but they are all also clearly defined and different from one another, each having their own personality, powers, habits, and whatnot.

I believe what you're implying is that Touhou as a whole is fetish fuel for lolicons. This in particular is a mindset that annoys the hell out of me and many other fans of the series, but I am /not/ letting this thread develop into a war over the nature of Touhou itself.

ChaoRC · « **Reply #24 on:** August 06, 2009, 03:46:50 am »

I don't believe I was serious on the whole thing. <___<;

But on that note, I'll see if I can find my blood type in my Hospital paperwork if it's still here and not it the garage. Shall look for it later as it's late.

Selphos · « **Reply #25 on:** August 06, 2009, 03:47:55 am »

Oh well excuuuuse me. Us Touhou fans are fairly defensive about that element. >_>
But yeah some specifics would be good. I'm getting too many "somewhere in this row" results.

ieatatsonic · « **Reply #26 on:** August 06, 2009, 07:03:22 pm »

So Either way I'm a bird. Nice.
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