Sue me, I got a chuckle out of this
DON'T HASSLE THE HOFF
Big the Cat is without a doubt the most memorable character ever to grace the gaming world. Anyone who says that he stinks has probably never played a video game, and is most likely too stupid to pick up a controller long enough to do so. Big is smarter than the entire staff at NP, plus he's stronger and cooler than Mr. T, Chuck Norris, and Klonoa combined! Big was going to be the final boss of the Mr. T game, but they had to take him out because he was so super-crazy powerful that no one could beat him (including Chuck Norris).
--OKAMI AMMATERASU
The Hoff says: The extra M in your name gives you away. While everyone knows that "Okami Amaterasu" is a Japanese wolf deity, it turns out that "Okami Ammaterasu" is just another way of saying "Big the Cat's mom." Which is weird, because I always heard that Big was the unholy union between a bag of rocks and some moldy pipe cleaners.
