I would rather have sex with an obese pig than spend 30 minutes with either of the above.
GASP
AITAMEN'S A FURRY
AND A (whatever they call someone who likes obese people)
Sorry, man, I had to. <_<
TBH, you're going to have troubles with this Stefan. People have different standards of attractiveness, some prefer tall, some prefer short, some prefer brunette, some prefer blonde, some (well, apparently half of us) prefer fur ... and so forth. And honestly, I'm the last person to ask about this ... IMHO there's nothing uglier than an idiot. Or someone with a foul personality. I personally feel I know quite a few beautiful people, but that's probably far more because I know them as good people than because they actually stand out in a crowd.
EDIT: And I'm about 85% sure that the Shakira thing was one of those stupid banner ads advertising IQ tests ... and I don't think those are to be believed.