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Ask Douglas stuff because he's always right and much better than you other noobs
« on: January 20, 2009, 04:47:02 pm »
This is a once in a lifetime opportunity to discover The Truth(tm) about any issue you like, from one who is never wrong.  Ask away (unless you're genus, in which case form a coherent question first please).

First answer to the womenfolks here (and most of the menfolks too really): sorry, I'd rather just stay friends.  Except with RPG, obviously - he gets to be neither.
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Re: Ask Douglas stuff because he's always right and much better than you other noobs
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2009, 04:48:44 pm »
Why is it that you believe you are always right?
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Re: Ask Douglas stuff because he's always right and much better than you other n
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2009, 04:51:40 pm »
What record should I try to beat next in SA2B?
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Re: Ask Douglas stuff because he's always right and much better than you other n
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2009, 04:58:19 pm »
Quote from: Pidgey on January 20, 2009, 04:48:44 pm
Why is it that you believe you are always right?
Because I am.

Quote from: Jawzun on January 20, 2009, 04:51:40 pm
What record should I try to beat next in SA2B?
Trick question, the answer is none.  You should play a good game instead.
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Re: Ask Douglas stuff because he's always right and much better than you other n
« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2009, 05:02:00 pm »
why are people making So many "Ask [Insert name]" topic >__>
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Re: Ask Douglas stuff because he's always right and much better than you other n
« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2009, 05:03:32 pm »
Quote from: 1stKirbyever on January 20, 2009, 05:02:00 pm
why are people making So many "Ask [Insert name]" topic >__>
Maggie started a new fad.
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Re: Ask Douglas stuff because he's always right and much better than you other n
« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2009, 05:04:51 pm »
Quote from: douglas on January 20, 2009, 04:58:19 pm
Quote from: Pidgey on January 20, 2009, 04:48:44 pm
Why is it that you believe you are always right?
Because I am.

Give me SCIENTIFIC PROOF you are always right >:O
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Re: Ask Douglas stuff because he's always right and much better than you other n
« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2009, 05:08:51 pm »
Quote from: douglas on January 20, 2009, 04:58:19 pm


Quote from: Jawzun on January 20, 2009, 04:51:40 pm
What record should I try to beat next in SA2B?
Trick question, the answer is none.  You should play a good game instead.

What game do you recommend me?
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Re: Ask Douglas stuff because he's always right and much better than you other n
« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2009, 05:15:06 pm »
Quote from: Pidgey on January 20, 2009, 05:04:51 pm
Quote from: douglas on January 20, 2009, 04:58:19 pm
Quote from: Pidgey on January 20, 2009, 04:48:44 pm
Why is it that you believe you are always right?
Because I am.

Give me SCIENTIFIC PROOF you are always right >:O
Science cannot definitively prove a proposition, as you should know; there is however an obvious null hypothesis (give an instance of my being wrong) and there is a weight of evidence supporting the hypothesis (occasions where I have been right), and therefore it is reasonable to conclude in favour of the hypothesis, shifting the burden of proof onto any who claim the opposite.

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Baldur's Gate 2, Half Life 2, Ocarina of Time and Sonic 2 are all classics; more recent worthwhile titles are Fallout 3 (ignore the storyline though), World Of Goo, Bioshock and MGS4  (only really applicable for series fans though).
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Re: Ask Douglas stuff because he's always right and much better than you other noobs
« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2009, 05:59:07 pm »
Do you like?
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Re: Ask Douglas stuff because he's always right and much better than you other n
« Reply #10 on: January 20, 2009, 06:01:52 pm »
Quote from: Zeta on January 20, 2009, 05:59:07 pm
Do you like?
My default state of being is to mock rather than like.  For something to be liked by me, it must achieve at least Grade 1 Awesome.
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Re: Ask Douglas stuff because he's always right and much better than you other noobs
« Reply #11 on: January 20, 2009, 06:05:04 pm »
Do you have any opinions on how something/someone is to achieve Grade 1 Awesome?

Not that I myself care, but for the sake of others >_>
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Re: Ask Douglas stuff because he's always right and much better than you other n
« Reply #12 on: January 20, 2009, 06:07:47 pm »
Quote from: Pidgey on January 20, 2009, 06:05:04 pm
Do you have any opinions on how something/someone is to achieve Grade 1 Awesome?

Not that I myself care, but for the sake of others >_>
By getting me to like them.
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Re: Ask Douglas stuff because he's always right and much better than you other noobs
« Reply #13 on: January 20, 2009, 06:08:45 pm »
Doug advocates catch-22s confirmed
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Re: Ask Douglas stuff because he's always right and much better than you other noobs
« Reply #14 on: January 20, 2009, 06:09:34 pm »
I'm currently in Grade 12 Awesome. What does that make you feel about me?
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Re: Ask Douglas stuff because he's always right and much better than you other n
« Reply #15 on: January 20, 2009, 06:11:16 pm »
Quote from: Pidgey on January 20, 2009, 06:08:45 pm
Doug advocates catch-22s confirmed
I didn't say it was the only way.
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I'm currently in Grade 12 Awesome. What does that make you feel about me?
It makes me feel that you're either deluded or a liar.
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Re: Ask Douglas stuff because he's always right and much better than you other noobs
« Reply #16 on: January 20, 2009, 06:12:50 pm »
Are you deluded?
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Re: Ask Douglas stuff because he's always right and much better than you other n
« Reply #17 on: January 20, 2009, 06:14:29 pm »
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Re: Ask Douglas stuff because he's always right and much better than you other noobs
« Reply #18 on: January 20, 2009, 06:16:40 pm »
Do you have 1337 ajukka?
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« Reply #19 on: January 20, 2009, 07:57:07 pm »
I have to admit that these are some pretty consistently high quality answers.
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Re: Ask Douglas stuff because he's always right and much better than you other n
« Reply #20 on: January 20, 2009, 08:49:15 pm »
Quote from: Zeta on January 20, 2009, 06:16:40 pm
Do you have 1337 ajukka?
Please rephrase your question in the form of something comprehensible.
Quote from: Rolken on January 20, 2009, 07:57:07 pm
I have to admit that these are some pretty consistently high quality answers.
Please rephrase your question in the form of a question.
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Re: Ask Douglas stuff because he's always right and much better than you other noobs
« Reply #21 on: January 20, 2009, 09:26:00 pm »
Can I submit my Sky Chase Subgame scores gotten with Tails on SA(DX) into a Sonic chart?
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Re: Ask Douglas stuff because he's always right and much better than you other noobs
« Reply #22 on: January 20, 2009, 09:32:14 pm »
Why am I better than you?
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« Reply #23 on: January 20, 2009, 09:34:45 pm »
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Re: Ask Douglas stuff because he's always right and much better than you other noobs
« Reply #24 on: January 20, 2009, 10:08:07 pm »
Oh so knowledgeable Gamer of Yore, I beseech you...

How is it that we shall garner GOOD sonic games from sonic team?

also:

Why is it you don't compete on TMMC in Power Battles? >_>
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Re: Ask Douglas stuff because he's always right and much better than you other n
« Reply #25 on: January 21, 2009, 03:55:11 am »
Quote from: Kitsune` on January 20, 2009, 09:26:00 pm
Can I submit my Sky Chase Subgame scores gotten with Tails on SA(DX) into a Sonic chart?
No.
Quote from: DarkspinesSonic on January 20, 2009, 09:32:14 pm
Why am I better than you?
You're not.  You're higher in the charts because of Affirmative Action.
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Oh so knowledgeable Gamer of Yore, I beseech you...

How is it that we shall garner GOOD sonic games from sonic team?
By replacing the entire staff of Sonic Team with people who give a shit.
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Why is it you don't compete on TMMC in Power Battles? >_>
I have never played any Mega Man games, which makes it hard to compete in them.
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Re: Ask Douglas stuff because he's always right and much better than you other n
« Reply #26 on: January 21, 2009, 04:00:50 am »
Quote from: douglas on January 21, 2009, 03:55:11 am
Quote from: Kitsune` on January 20, 2009, 09:26:00 pm
Can I submit my Sky Chase Subgame scores gotten with Tails on SA(DX) into a Sonic chart?
No.

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Re: Ask Douglas stuff because he's always right and much better than you other noobs
« Reply #27 on: January 21, 2009, 04:03:29 am »
Douglas, you have been pwned. :(
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Re: Ask Douglas stuff because he's always right and much better than you other n
« Reply #28 on: January 21, 2009, 06:39:23 am »
Quote from: yse on January 21, 2009, 04:00:50 am
Quote from: douglas on January 21, 2009, 03:55:11 am
Quote from: Kitsune` on January 20, 2009, 09:26:00 pm
Can I submit my Sky Chase Subgame scores gotten with Tails on SA(DX) into a Sonic chart?
No.

IRREFUTABLE EVIDENCE OF DOUGLAS'S WRONGNESS

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I CAN SAY THIS CAUSE I'M ADMIN AND THEREFORE COOLER THAN YOU BY DEFAULT
I never said he couldn't because of TSC rules, noobcake.  'Can I' could be interpreted as a request for my permission rather than a request on the nature of the fundamental restrictions of reality.  For instance, he could have asked "Can I submit BS stats?" and both "Yes, but you'll be banhammered" and "No" are valid answers depending on the interpretation of the question.  In this case, an answer with respect to fundamental truth and the consequences thereof would be "Yes, but you will incur my displeasure for playing SA:DX in the first place".

This is a problem generally; human language is too riddled with such ambiguity to allow efficient communication of my infinite wisdom to you mere mortals, and you're not capable of understanding my perfect language.  We do the best with what we have.
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Re: Ask Douglas stuff because he's always right and much better than you other noobs
« Reply #29 on: January 21, 2009, 06:42:11 am »
doug won.
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