[Muzozavr]

Found an utterly hilarious fic by Wetflame. Link: http://forums.sonicretro.org/index.php?s=&showtopic=11271&view=findpost&p=209966

This is seriously both the funniest AND the most epic piece of text I have ever read. :D A good explanation for why Eggman always outruns Sonic in S2 Death Egg.

[SadisticMystic]

That sounds a lot like it was actually written by Rolken...

[yse]

That sounds a lot like it was actually written by Rolken...

That's scary as fuck.

I disagree.

[Selphos]

Quite frankly, I would just fucking run too.

Though considering -my- physical prowess I don't think even the fear for my life from a wicked blue... thing would keep me from certain death.

[Muzozavr]

If not for the explosion at the end, Sonic would just kick Eggman's ass back then, in the Death Egg.

And yeah, I would just fucking run too. And then outraced and slaughtered for same reasons as you. :P

[ChaoRC]

Uh, didn't this come from the Something Awful LP of Sonic '06 if I recall? >.>

Edit: Yet, it was!

http://fromearth.net/LetsPlay/Sonic2006/Contest%208/index.html

[EngiNerd]

Wow.

... as Rouge was created out of the desires of Knuckles to experience the feminine mystique in his life following the death of his mother.

Just wow.

[Taco]

Uh, didn't this come from the Something Awful LP of Sonic '06 if I recall? >.>

Edit: Yet, it was!

http://fromearth.net/LetsPlay/Sonic2006/Contest%208/index.html

:o

if you go back a page there are some time attack challenges, though they are already over :(

man, even my sa2b times beat theirs...lol

[Aitamen]

That was, perhaps, the most EPIC 'botnik-point-of-view work ever... 

And I've never really seen 'botnik as a "bad-guy"... I always saw him as Sonic's rival (sans TV)...  and later, as Tails' rival in brains, while Knux/Silver/Metal/Mecha became Sonic's rivals

[Cutiefox]

in large part because of all the steroids, speed, colloidal silver, and other assorted shit he's been taking in massive quantities for the past decade.

:D That reminds me of this> http://ikkepedia.org/wiki/Sonic_the_hedgehog

I think we'd all "just fucking run". :(

[Waxwings]

I distinctly remember that bit.