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Offline Rick_242

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Video Game Conspiracy Revealed
« on: February 04, 2008, 02:07:08 pm »


What you see here is Cloud Man, from Mega Man 7 for the SNES. Here, he is "flippin the bird." Now you might say, it doesn't count because he only has four fingers. Look at his other hand and count his fingers. 5! Which means one of his fingers is hidden and because he has the longest finger raised, it means he is really flippin the bird.



Next we have Toad from Super Mario Bros. Normally, no one would notice that but, due to my clever expertise and my more-better-than-everyone-else's power, I have. After saving Toad from the castle guarded by Bowser, not only do you not save the princess because she is in another castle, you get flipped off by Toad twice (both of his hands are flippin the bird) and don't even realize it. This repeats several times for the seven castles that contains Toad instead of the princess. Which means you get slipped off a total of 14 times in the game.



Here we have Sonic the Hedgehog from Sonic the Hedgehog 3. In this piece, it's trickery has deceived many people into believing he is not flippin the bird. Clearly, Sonic has tricked people into thinking that he has four fingers as shown in the left sprite. When you look at the next sprite that is to the right, it is clearly shown that he only has three fingers. His thumb is put underneath his other finger and he has the middle one raised. He is flippin you off and you think he isn't.

It is amazing how these children video games, which were the most popular of their kind, were so terrible for the little kids to play. I had an experiment where I showed a 4 year old boy these 3 things. Little Jimmy tried flippin the bird because he saw the video game characters do it but, his finger got stuck in that position. Now Little Jimmy must go through life with his hand, flippin the bird wherever he may go.

THIS IS CLEARLY A TAKEOVER THAT IS PLANNED BY THE VIDEO GAME INDUSTRY. THEY PLAN TO FLIP THE BIRD AT US AT ANY GIVEN TIME AND CORRUPT THE YOUTH INTO FLIPPIN THE BIRD. IT'S A CONSPIRACY. WE MUST TAKE UP ARMS AND FIGHT THIS TAKEOVER. WE MUST STOP THIS BEFORE IT GETS OUT OF HAND.
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Re: Video Game Conspiracy Revealed
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2008, 03:41:58 pm »
Toad's sprite really looks like that! Yet I have trouble seeing ANY fingers on Sonic's one. >_>
He actually did show Metal Robotnik the dirty finger in the OVA though, but the people who dubbed the film for the Western market edited that out. D:

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Re: Video Game Conspiracy Revealed
« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2008, 07:28:30 pm »
This is quite possibly the greatest thread I have ever seen on tsc.

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Re: Video Game Conspiracy Revealed
« Reply #3 on: February 04, 2008, 07:31:20 pm »
wtf @ eggman!

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Re: Video Game Conspiracy Revealed
« Reply #4 on: February 04, 2008, 08:12:21 pm »
STOP THIS BEFORE IT GETS OUT OF HAND.

It clearly got out of their hands. :O

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Re: Video Game Conspiracy Revealed
« Reply #5 on: February 04, 2008, 09:25:24 pm »
Toad likes his double deuce. >_>
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