I'm just going to go through every game on my shelf here...
Donkey Kong Country, you're cool and all, but you just love to repeat bosses, dontcha?!
Donkey Kong Country 2... I love you.
Donkey Kong Country 3, you piss me off. Where the hell is Rambi? If it's because he's from a jungle and this game is closer to a northern foresty type land, then how is it that an elephant would fare any better?
Super Mario All-stars, I have never actually played you that much because you contain too much.
Yoshi's Island, you're awesome, but your level design can be just cruel at times.
Super Mario Kart, I don't really see why you would be so much better than one of the newer ones, especially Super Circut.
Sonic 1, you're cool and all, but Labyrinth zone just sucks.
Sonic 2, I will say that you are a much better Sonic achievement than Sonic 1 is, but your zones just don't interest me enough.
Sonic 3, you're simply too short.
Sonic & Knuckles, I love you, but you're a pain in the ass to ring attack.
Sonic 3D Blast, you can just go away ok.
Roadrunner & Wile E. Coyote in: Desert Demolition, I love you, but you're so absurdly short.
Vectorman, I need to actually finish you one of these days before I say anything about you.
Vectorman 2, same thing.
Aladdin, you're awesome, but the carpet ride segment pissed me off every time I got to it.
Zelda: Majora's Mask, you're pretty awesome.
Banjo Tooie, you're awesome, but Grunty Industries can go the hell away.
Pokemon Puzzle League, I don't even remember playing you.
Paperboy, you're good at just being a hilarious game. There is no reason to poke at your shortcomings as a result.
Pokemon Stadium, I don't know whether or not it was worth it raking 6 yards just to battle the same pokemon over and over again.
Pokemon Stadium 2, you saved my three favorite pokemon from being eaten by Crystal. I love you.
Pokemon Snap, you're awesome, but I just need more pokemon to snap and you need to realize that there are more pokemon than just pikachu sometimes.
Donkey Kong 64, you're cool and all, but it would have been nice to get to the last boss before losing my mind collecting 5 billion things.
Ogre Battle 64, if you ever quit on me, my purpose in life will be for naught.
Star Fox 64, I love you.
Super Mario 64 DS, you should have brought a joystick and left Wario behind, as he is relatively good at doing nothing.
Advance Wars DS, thanks a lot. You made it impossible to make a sequel using the current character roster with all of your broken mechanics.
Metroid Prime Hunters, you piss me off. You're called Metroid Prime Hunters yet there's not a single metroid in the entire game. You have absolutely nothing to do with metroid. Go away.
Mario Kart DS, being the first honestly online Nintendo game, you piss me off for letting noobs quit on me when I'm amazingly far ahead of them.
Yoshi's Island DS, you bore the crap out of me. You're so insanely easy compared to the original and barely rewarding. Not to mention your music makes me sleep.
New Super Mario Bros, what the hell are you going to be called when you're old?
Yoshi Touch and Go, you're not even a game.
Sonic Rush, I love you, but your boss stages piss me off to time attack with all the random elements in it.
Sonic Rush Adventure, ditto you but to a lesser extent plus distaste at how much simpler and shorter the levels are.
Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time, you piss me off. What kind of RPG only lets me explore one area at a time?
Nanostray, you're so reliant on the touch screen when there's clearly other unused buttons to let me select my weapon.
Meteos, you're cool and all, but why the hell is Lumines going all out and you're just sticking with disney characters?
Pokemon Diamond and Pearl, I see no reason as to why I couldn't have just one of you these days.
Viewtiful Joe: Double Trouble, why can't you just be a god damn asskickery beatemup instead of a gimmicky game?!
Zelda: Phantom Hourglass, youuuuu areeeeeeeee tooooooooooooo damnnnnnnnnnnnnn eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeasyyyyyyyyyy.
Animal Crossing, there's no point to you other than NES games.
Godzilla: Destroy All Monsters Melee, who the hell thought it was a good idea to release the sequel on any platform but the Gamecube?
Splinter Cell, there is no splintering about these cells. There's too much crap you can do and not enough crap you can use that crap with.
Prince of Persia: Sands of Time, you are the epitome of a formula game. Beat enemies, solve puzzle, unlock door, go through it, repeat.
Timesplitters 2, I forgot why I don't play you these days. Perhaps its because I care less about FPS games these days.
Lord of the Rings: Two Towers, why the hell is your unlockable character Isildor, who is an exact copy of Aragorn? Who the hell wants to play as that guy?!
Crazy Taxi, all I want to do is take people random places while ramming into everything possible. I dont need a time limit to tell me I can't do this.
Luigi's Mansion, I found you under the christmas tree instead of Super Smash Brothers Melee. For that, you piss me off.
Starfox Assault, you piss me off. I thought I was going to get an authentic Starfox experience finally, but that was just the first level. Then you douse any hope I had of any possible awesomeness with an insanely horrendous plotline in which everyone sacrifices themselves during the game and then at the end they all come back to life miraculously. What the hell is this?!
Starfox Adventures, you piss me off. Your entire concept is largely dumb, as in why the hell would Fox save a planet by collecting everything imaginable? That and your stages are small and I can beat you in relatively 4-6 hours.
Mario Kart: Double Dash, you piss me off. Maybe this was just because the first time I played you was immediately after I finished F-Zero GX, but you are too god damn slow. Mario could run faster if he just ditched the buggy.
Star Wars: Clone Wars.. I don't remember anything I hated about playing you actually. Your multiplayer was pretty good, but I'm sure there's something that pissed me off about the single player.
Star Wars: Rogue Leader, your training mission required me to turn off my Gamecube and set the clock to some other point of the day at least three times in order to get the unlockable Naboo Fighter.
007: Nightfire, you piss me off. Your credits are litterally 10 MINUTES LONG. That, and the thing you unlock before the credits is unable to be used after the credits are over, because you never get a chance to save and it unloads the file after the credits are over.
007: Everything or Nothing, you're third person. For that alone, you piss me off.
007: Agent Under Fire, I had some good times with you and your multiplayer, but I don't remember anything memorable about single player. That, and you were made by EA.
Super Smash Brothers Melee, you broke.
Phantasy Star Online I & II, you can't be played online on the Wii. For that, you piss me off.
Smugglers Run, you bore the crap out of me. The only reason anyone would play you is to play tag multiplayer.
Pikmin, you're nice and all, but the Pikmins need a brain of their own sometimes. I can't be everywhere while some giant swamp toad is eating all of my pikmin at my base alive in a matter of seconds.
Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles, you piss me off. You require that I have a Gamecube, 4 link cables, and 4 gameboy advances to get any fun whatsoever out of the game. That, and the bucket.
Phantasy Star Online Episode III, you're a card game. Just for that, you piss me off.
Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door, you piss me off. For every Mario RPG I've ever played, I always get to the last boss and have no motivation to beat it at all.
Pokemon Box... why do I have you again?
Pokemon Colosseum, you piss me off. You were supposed to be Stadium II plus an RPG, not a "play-through-once-ever" RPG with no rewards for beating like the 2 stadiums included.
Metroid Prime, your ending pisses me off because it lead to one of the lamest plot devices ever being used throught the other two games.
Metroid Prime 2, there is no fun to be found in the dark world. I should at least feel like I want to go there, not feel like quitting immediately before going in.
Legend of Zelda: Windwaker, you piss me off. Why? Tingle and his absurd price for translating the Triforce maps.
Ocarina of Time, you're cool and all, but you leave me relatively nothing to do in my favorite place in the game: Hyrule Field.
Viewtiful Joe... I love you.
Viewtiful Joe 2, you piss me off. You completely forgot what made the first game awesome.
Viewtiful Joe: Red Hot Rumble, you REALLY piss me off. How could you make a Viewtiful Joe game and turn it into a collect-a-thon instead of an ass-kickery fest!?
F-Zero GX... I love you. But your 7th Story mission pisses me off on the difficult modes.
Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance, you're cool and all, but there's no reason why you couldn't have been a Gameboy Advance game.
Sonic Adventure, you piss me off. I can't play as Tikal.
Sonic Adventure 2, I barely feel like I'm playing Sonic here. I don't need any emerald hunting and while the shooting stages are good, they should have just been a different game.
Sonic Heroes, you are too god damn cheesy.
Sonic Riders, you piss me off. You give me barely any control over my character and even before the game was even released, you go ahead and announce a sequel to it. Oh, and you can't play as Tikal.
Shadow the Hedgehog, you piss me off because apparently you can't come to grips with the fact that Shadow is supposed to play exactly like Sonic, but somehow felt the need to tack on as much crap as possible to try and make him different, thus killing his soul. That, and you sold your soul to 4Kids. For that, I can never forgive you.
Resident Evil 4... I love you.
Soul Calibur II, you're cool and all, but you keep letting my mindless button mashing friends beat me in multiplayer.
Halo, you're cool and all, but really the flood are just not fun at all. Leave them out of future games.
Halo 2, you piss me off. You put the flood in the third mission and they were there for the rest of the game.
Mechassault, you're cool and all, but you're too clunky for my tastes.
Fable, you piss me off. You hype yourself up to be some supreme genre-redefining RPG, and then you come out with your 2 hour quest. GTFO
Perfect Dark Zero, you piss me off. Not even having a south american jungle tikal-eque stage can save you from me thinking your a total waste of my time.
Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, you're cool and all, but you can beat the game while you're still level 1.
Gears of War, you're too damn short and you're not releasing the PC content to the Xbox 360. For that, you piss me off.
Halo 3, while you were nice enough to keep the flood off until the end of the game and let me kill the monitor once and for all, you killed Johnson. For that, you can never be forgiven.
Sonic the Hedgehog, you piss me off because you neglected to do too many little things in order to make it a decent game. Infact, it felt like the game should have been called Silver the Hedgehog because that's the only character that was actually playable. That, and I can't play as Tikal. For that, I can never forgive you.
Wii Sports, I can't actually complain about anything you piss me off about because you were free.
Zelda: Twilight Princess, your bosses piss me off. They're too easy. They're nothing. They have no soul, other than three hits to beat.
Sonic and the Secret Rings, you annoy the crap out of me with all these missions. Seriously, theres too many. You could have made like 3 more bosses in the time it took you to come up with all those missions.
Resident Evil 4, I am not sure why I bought you again. Perhaps it was because I love you.
Metroid Prime 3, your final boss was so not the Mother Brain I was expecting.
Super Mario Galaxy, you haven't done anything to annoy me... yet.
Gunstar Heroes... I love you.
Super Metroid, you're awesome, but relatively cheap at times, like the first miniboss has no clear safe zone for some of its attacks.
And I don't really feel like pulling my Gameboy games out, so I'm done here.