Egg, I want to know some of your details for my comic.
Anyways, I'm an even 6 feet and 100 pounds, with 2 sharp blue eyes, long brown hair, 10 fingers, 10 toes, 2 arms, 2 legs, a nose, and no glasses because I have 20/20 vision and you're all jealous because of it. I enjoy reading, writing, and lashing back at real world circumstances I regard with general contempt in a one way forum through which there can be no second viewpoint presented to disprove or otherwise contradict my inherently vestigial stories that nobody else understands or notices anyways and my god are you actually reading this sentence if so pro I feel as though nobody every listens to me this is great and we have much to discuss, frequently employing self-depreciation as a comedic method that unfortunately nobody picks up on, due primarily to the obfuscation of emotion by the internet and non-visual communication in general. I do not play sports, as I find them mentally unstimulating and rather dull, however I put up the pretense I do in the fear of social persecution. I play video games, obviously, though not as a segway to escapism as you might assume from what I said above. Lastly, I frequently partake in renegade Banksy-style art, such as spelling out "this ketchup sucks" with ketchup packets, and posting fliers around my school calling for an end to the evils of fliers.
All in all, I am a true American hero.
