doing a Wheel of Fortune comic was a horrible idea
HORRIBLE
anyway here is how the story was gonna be more or less:
SadisticMystic: Ok folks welcome back to TSC Wheel of Fortune! I'm your host and our contestants for this round are: egg... RPG... and Rolken.
Rolken: I'm feeling great, thanks.
SM: ok the category for today is "Fact" .. and we have our pushing-buttons lady, Flyby.. hey...thats not the right outfit. Are you in a robe?
flyby: yeaa
SM: Is that a coffee and donut you have?
flyby: Thought I'd grab some brunch.
SM: ok then... well.. anyway let's start the game. Who wants to go first.
egg: me! I would like to go first!!!
SM: Well let's check the judge panel. Judges is that ok?
ks8: POSITIVELY!!!
SM: ok egg spin the thing. spin it like crazy
* egg spins * $200
egg: S
*bing* SM: ok there is one S... umm and flyby is using a pool stick to press the squares... interesting... all right. next letter egg?
egg: *hard thought* N
*bing* *bing* SM: ok we have two N's
egg: I'd like to buy a vowel
SM: which vowel???
egg: ummmm E
*bing* *bing* SM: very good, two E's
____EN _S ____E___N
egg: I'd like to buy a pizza.
SM: No pizzas aww! You're a moron.
egg: =(
flyby: aww shucks dont sweat it egg. you did good!
egg: *thumbs up* well THANKS!!! =D
SM: RPG?
RPG: *focused thought* hmmmmmm
*RPG to self: What letter to pick? I don't know... *shifty eyes* but maybe I can use my secret cards to choose for me!!*
*RPG draws a card from deck under podium, revealing a K*
RPG: K
SM: risk taker huh? There is one K *bing*
*RPG draws another card revealing a 0*
RPG: O!!
*bing* bing* SM: There are two O's
*RPG draws card over in front of head covering it with other hand* RPG: 3!!!
SM: I'm sorry but that's a number. Rolk?
RPG: CURSES FOILED AGAIN!!!
_O_KEN _S _O__E___N
*fast forward*
RPG: I don't know what the phrase could be... *shifty eyes* but if I use x-ray glasses maybe I can figure it out!
*puts them on*
RPG: ugh the board must be digital.. or something. Do these glasses even do anything?
*RPG turns at looks at Rolk's crotch*
*RPG blushes*
RPG: OH BLOODY HELL *throws goggles at the floor violently*
*fast forward*
ROLKEN IS BOMBERM_N
SM: Very good Rolken! Do you want to solve the phrase?
Rolken: ..err... oh..yea....
SM: well go ahead
Rolken: .... *sweats* .... *grits teeth* I ... I... *lowers head in defeat* I can't solve the phrase.
*crowd moans*
SM: I'm so sorry. Well then RPG you want to give it a shot?
RPG: (all his schemes defeated) umm... "Rolken is Bomberman?"
(in background Rolken screams "THAT'S NOT TRUE!!!!") SM: YES RPG you win at Wheel of Fortune congratulations. An honest victory for an honest contestant.
RPG: *guilt-ridden look*