* RPG lets out a battle roar and charges in the direction of the hills. He swiftly catches up with Silver and Groudon due to his superhuman running speed, and throws 4, 12 inch sharpened steel poles, which hit them behind the knees, knock them forwards and pin them to the ground.
* RPG then takes a multitude of 12 inch nails, and nails both of their heads together, before slicing open their stomachs and pulling out their intestines. He then ties their intestines together to form a loop, removes the poles from their knees and hands them from a conveniently placed tree.
* RPG then soaks them in whiskey and ignites for futher comedic effect.
By the way Tails07, hey there dude, welcome to TSC :D