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Offline Letian

Grasshopper seeks Sonic Master (not for dating)
« on: November 02, 2006, 01:24:02 am »
So I am new and don't have a clue.  I've read the FAQ and need help knowing anything beyond that.  Any offers for info?  Thanks!

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Re: Grasshopper seeks Sonic Master (not for dating)
« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2006, 01:57:29 am »
The first place to stop for competitive info is the Media section for all sorts of guides and videos. Anyway, here we are at TSC. To your left is theprominent member exibit.  Over there yonder is RPG, one of our glorious veterans. (We all know what in joke is coming up soon.) (In this case, its a large purple demon like thing just like the avatar.) Whatever you do, don't do the following thing, since its the fastest way to experience one of his punishments. *Does substitution jutsu to swap places with a Prinny (Disgaea reference for those who don't know) just before he says "Hey dood, welcome to TSC :)."
Prinny: I'm so screwed dood.
« Last Edit: November 02, 2006, 09:52:27 am by magnum12 »
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Re: Grasshopper seeks Sonic Master (not for dating)
« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2006, 05:10:50 am »
You forgot the smiley, Magnum.  And you are so screwed.

Anyhow, you see the videos if you want, and basically aim for fast times.  Or high ring counts.  Or high scores.  Or other stuff.
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Re: Grasshopper seeks Sonic Master (not for dating)
« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2006, 08:58:04 am »
Welcome to TSC!

Don't forget to read the competition rules. Any doubt, just send a PM to one of us.

Don't cheat, don't lie, and you'll be fine :)
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Re: Grasshopper seeks Sonic Master (not for dating)
« Reply #4 on: November 02, 2006, 09:07:43 am »
Hello, Letian, and welcome to TSC!

I really don't have anything to add to what has already been said...
Hay guiz, I made a table showing how many points each game tracked by TSC is worth. You should go see it.
Also v2.0 of my TSC calculator is available to use. You should totally use it.
I update these every Monday around 2:30pm GMT.

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Re: Grasshopper seeks Sonic Master (not for dating)
« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2006, 11:38:00 am »
Hey, welcome.  Best advice is to watch the vids for any game you want to get good at; apart from anything else they're entertaining even if you learn nothing!  Also don't be afraid to ask about strats, but don't do it by shouting "OMG TEH HAX CHEATS NOOBS!!!!!11eleven".
This topic has now been officially won by me.  Never mind, you might do better next time!
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Re: Grasshopper seeks Sonic Master (not for dating)
« Reply #6 on: November 02, 2006, 12:21:39 pm »
What, you misquoted me, thats an even worse offense D:<

* RPG takes a chisel and uses it to bash a hole into magnums skull, nails his feet into the floor via 2 4 foot long sharpened steel pikes, and pours salt into the hole in his head.

* RPG takes a crowbar, jams it upward into the unprotected fleshy part of the underside of the head, just behind the chin, and levers it forward causing magnums head to be ripped off.

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Re: Grasshopper seeks Sonic Master (not for dating)
« Reply #7 on: November 02, 2006, 02:23:16 pm »
Lol. You've still got it. *Reattaches head through welding, then tosses a large knife at a random Prinny's head for not acting as the intended scape goat target for RPG's wrath.
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