Author Topic: Horrible Misfortune Game (Read 252772 times)

magnum12 · « **Reply #151 on:** March 23, 2006, 12:21:25 pm »

PAI?F?? SE??I?E A??O???EME?T

qubit · « **Reply #152 on:** March 23, 2006, 12:52:06 pm »

PAINFUL SERVICE APPOINTMENT.

Cliches note that I am wrong, but what the hell.

Spinballwizard · « **Reply #153 on:** March 23, 2006, 01:11:02 pm »

Have fun in the penalty game. X)

Ell.

Bilan · « **Reply #154 on:** March 23, 2006, 02:07:42 pm »

More like PAINFUL SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT amirite?

magnum12 · « **Reply #155 on:** March 23, 2006, 03:37:45 pm »

RPG solves the puzzle. It looks like SBW and TEM don't have much luck in this game.
-Penalty Game: Painful service announcement. SBW and TEM are turned into crash test dummies by a recently hired wizard and stuffed into a car that can be described as a piece of junk with no air conditioning, seatbelts, windows, or air bags. The car is started and driven off of a ramp that happens to be over Springfield gourge (Simpsons reference for those who don't get it.) All the while our winners shout out "remember kids, always buckle up". The car jumps over the gourge but lands on its rear end, launching SBW and TEM out the window and into the gourge. They fall down exactly as Homer did in his experience with the gourge. A rescue helicopter picks them up, only to have them hit their heads preiodically on the cliff wall. Unfortunately, the ambulence forgot to close the door, causing them to fall into the gourge again. This time, they land in a river and fall down a local waterfall, only to be hit by that particularly evil fish from Sonic 2. On to the next round.
?????? ???????

Bilan · « **Reply #156 on:** March 23, 2006, 04:37:22 pm »

Spinballwizard · « **Reply #157 on:** March 23, 2006, 06:38:06 pm »

Doh doh DOH doh doh doh DOH!

I don't have bad luck, just bad timing. :(

A

qubit · « **Reply #158 on:** March 23, 2006, 06:57:31 pm »

magnum12 · « **Reply #159 on:** March 23, 2006, 07:06:19 pm »

?????? ?A?????

Spinballwizard · « **Reply #160 on:** March 23, 2006, 10:50:49 pm »

Bilan · « **Reply #161 on:** March 24, 2006, 03:33:14 am »

magnum12 · « **Reply #162 on:** March 24, 2006, 12:15:59 pm »

??R??? ?A?????

Bilan · « **Reply #163 on:** March 24, 2006, 12:26:48 pm »

Spinballwizard · « **Reply #164 on:** March 24, 2006, 01:47:26 pm »

W

*Stared at*

buddychaos0415 · « **Reply #165 on:** March 25, 2006, 04:29:18 pm »

whitewolf_braz · « **Reply #166 on:** March 25, 2006, 04:54:45 pm »

magnum12 · « **Reply #167 on:** March 25, 2006, 09:50:28 pm »

??R??S ?A????S

PsyBorg · « **Reply #168 on:** March 25, 2006, 11:13:28 pm »

TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Spinballwizard · « **Reply #169 on:** March 25, 2006, 11:49:02 pm »

U

Wow are there like lots of duplicate letters here again?

magnum12 · « **Reply #170 on:** March 26, 2006, 12:22:35 pm »

??R?US ?A???US

PsyBorg · « **Reply #171 on:** March 26, 2006, 01:21:08 pm »

Spinballwizard · « **Reply #172 on:** March 26, 2006, 09:56:05 pm »

I think I'll guess "I" (as in not L)

magnum12 · « **Reply #173 on:** March 26, 2006, 11:35:17 pm »

?IR?US ?A?I?US

yse · « **Reply #174 on:** March 26, 2006, 11:43:41 pm »

CIRCUS MAXIMUS

qubit · « **Reply #175 on:** March 27, 2006, 05:24:13 pm »

hehe.

You're on your own this time SBW.

Edit: XD.

magnum12 · « **Reply #176 on:** March 27, 2006, 05:37:18 pm »

Mike89 solves the puzzle. SBW is this round's "winner."
-Penalty Game: Circus Maximus. SBW is "equipped" with gladiator style armor and a two handed sword, then sent to the collisieum, which has the settings of a modern abandoned village. His opponents are the 5 n00bs of the apopalypse (spelled wrong), armed with the same armor but they instead have a gladius (Roman short sword). These losers try every dirty, cheating trick in the book but are held back by our prize winner. Things start going south when the phrase "Matelo" (my best guess as to what it is and the explanation is later). The n00bs start panicing in utter terror, which gives SBW the perfect opprutunity to "eliminate" them brutally. All of a sudden, swarms of crazed townsfolk burst from out of the houses armed with buther knives, axes, and other farming tools. SBW fights valiently, but things go wrong when a pack of deranged wolves (directed by strange looking monks with flails) leap at him and bite his arms, disabling his ability to use the sword. Thinking fast, SBW clutches a gladius with his teeth and fights with a sword in his mouth. To put it in the best terms, the end of SBW is like Zazuba's death (Naruto volume 4), fighting despite tons of wounds and taking out a lot of people before the potato sack wearing guy with the chainsaw appears.
-On to the next round (my next post in this game will be at the end of the week for this one). ???????

Bilan · « **Reply #177 on:** March 27, 2006, 06:03:47 pm »

PsyBorg · « **Reply #178 on:** March 27, 2006, 07:18:41 pm »

Eff.

...y.

Spinballwizard · « **Reply #179 on:** March 27, 2006, 08:28:22 pm »

At least I can pwn the four n00bs of the apocalypse and the |_|1+||\/|4+ n00b. >_>

I need to stop losing. :(

T

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