Author Topic: RPG's murdering topic (Read 158359 times)

Sonic rings master · « **Reply #30 on:** February 11, 2006, 10:27:35 pm »

posted on request

Bilan · « **Reply #31 on:** February 11, 2006, 10:31:54 pm »

Request? Request for what? A swift death! You wont be finding that here!

*RPG takes a large kitchen fork and uses it to inflict multiple stab wounds into SRM's spinal column, whilst using a potato peeler to slowly chip away at his scalp. RPG then takes SRM's limp, yet alive, body and nails it onto a large wooden pillar in the middle of a field. RPG then takes a large vacuum, sucks up several kilo's of broken glass shards and marbles, aims it at SRM's torso and sets it to 'Blow'.

In Wikkity, no one can hear you scream.

Sonic rings master · « **Reply #32 on:** February 11, 2006, 10:34:38 pm »

Posted on request by Spoon.

And I have a second body. :)

Bilan · « **Reply #33 on:** February 11, 2006, 10:35:30 pm »

Who is this 'Spoon' individual and why did he ask you to be murdered?

Also lies, nobody cheats death.

Sonic rings master · « **Reply #34 on:** February 11, 2006, 10:39:59 pm »

GO SEE THE CHAT ROOM TO FIND EVIL SPOON! BEST MUDERER!

Bilan · « **Reply #35 on:** February 11, 2006, 10:41:37 pm »

Whats a 'muderer'?

Sonic rings master · « **Reply #36 on:** February 11, 2006, 10:45:43 pm »

Umm, person that murders with mud?

Oh yeah, I'm wathing Sonic X now and shadow isn't the evil type anymore...strange. Oh and spoon said he's the spoon.

Bilan · « **Reply #37 on:** February 11, 2006, 10:54:17 pm »

Indeed.

Also somebody else post gawd dammit D:

Sonic rings master · « **Reply #38 on:** February 11, 2006, 10:56:56 pm »

Impossible to kill me!

I doubt anyone will post.

Buizel · « **Reply #39 on:** February 11, 2006, 11:42:05 pm »

Hoho! I am 'someone else'!

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FINE! You shall never know the super-secret method to 170k in CW1 (as if you care...).
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Indeed I dont :D

Times take a higher priority for me.
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Despite the fact that it was your record...and I guess you're unretired now? :P

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Hell no, Im just warming up!
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If we continue to keep posting you will eventually run out of inventive ideas to brutally murder us.

And I can be especially annoying if I want to be. "Dont" is supposed to have an apostrophe in it. Like this: don't. Fixed. Also "Im". Like this: I'm. Fixed. As I have said before, your spelling appears to be flawed in a matter that deems it not worthy to be interpreted by the intellectual mind. Though I do find this topic mildly amusing, despite its nonsensity.

~PK

qubit · « **Reply #40 on:** February 12, 2006, 10:46:21 am »

RPGNutter
RPGNutter
RPGNutter
RPGNutter
RPGNutter
RPGNutter
RPGNutter
RPGNutter

XD

Me next!

Use:

1. an IRC monologue
2. a blunt kitchen knife
3. a copy of World of Warcraft
4. My 170th post (this one)

Bilan · « **Reply #41 on:** February 12, 2006, 07:22:13 pm »

*RPG prints off a 6 page IRC monologue and crunches the paper up into balls which he crams down TEM's throat. RPG then takes a copy of WoW, removes the disc and serrates it using a blunt kitchen knife. RPG then repeatedly skims the serrated disc into TEM's upper body and neck, before tearing out his ribcage, tieing a knot in his intestines and suspends him upside down from his 170th post*

*Oh, and, also embeds said serrated disc into TEM's forehead*

:D

Spinballwizard · « **Reply #42 on:** February 13, 2006, 12:32:09 am »

*presents the entirity of Chaos Angel*

Do as you please.

Bilan · « **Reply #43 on:** February 13, 2006, 12:35:35 am »

I cant kill Chaos Angel, its not a new poster :(

sonicam · « **Reply #44 on:** February 13, 2006, 08:04:48 pm »

Damn, now if I hadn't pointed out that Spinny said RPGNutter... >.>

qubit · « **Reply #45 on:** February 13, 2006, 09:05:48 pm »

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*RPG prints off a 6 page IRC monologue and crunches the paper up into balls which he crams down TEM's throat. RPG then takes a copy of WoW, removes the disc and serrates it using a blunt kitchen knife. RPG then repeatedly skims the serrated disc into TEM's upper body and neck, before tearing out his ribcage, tieing a knot in his intestines and suspends him upside down from his 170th post*

*Oh, and, also embeds said serrated disc into TEM's forehead*

:D
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Brilliant.

Bilan · « **Reply #46 on:** February 13, 2006, 09:41:09 pm »

*Takes a large wooden bat with nails pierced through it and embeds it, nail side down, into the centre of sonicam's back. RPG takes a blunt cuthroat razer and slowly carves away into sonicam's throat, before wedging a GameCube into his throat and nailing him to a stone pillar with the air of very sharp, large nails and an oversized mallet*

And for sentimental value, *takes a GCN controller and wraps the wire around sonicam's neck until he turns purple, then loosens it slightly so that he can breath, and leaves him to slowly die.*

sonicam · « **Reply #47 on:** February 13, 2006, 10:28:11 pm »

Wow, you put a little too much effort into that... That descriptive skill isn't a skill that's really smiled upon. D:

Spinballwizard · « **Reply #48 on:** February 13, 2006, 10:34:16 pm »

Except RPG feels he has to be thorough. >_>

Also that oddly reminded me of Fake Chat #1.

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Typical SM moment â€“ when I look at this line Iâ€™m reminded of that time he put a USB cable around his neck for exactly 30 minutes. If you werenâ€™t there for thatâ€¦ well, just imagine what happened there. =P

magnum12 · « **Reply #49 on:** February 14, 2006, 01:19:59 am »

I'm back for more punishment, and another round of our little game.
-Things to use: A Super Mario Brothers style Fire Flower, the famous Monty Python rabbit, and SPAM.

Bilan · « **Reply #50 on:** February 14, 2006, 07:38:17 am »

You know I cant kill you again D:

BRING ON THE NEW POSTERS! <_<

Marth · « **Reply #51 on:** February 14, 2006, 05:50:19 pm »

You'd better watch out! I have some super-secret records, too!

Anyway, I have a few more things:

1. You can't kill me, because I'm invincible now!
2. I'd beat you if we were both fighting at the same time.
(Do you really think I wouldn't fight back, and I'd throw myself around
and make myself get hurt more just to make it easier for you to win?)
3. You killed a dummy! I was hiding, and I saw the whole thing.

Bilan · « **Reply #52 on:** February 14, 2006, 06:14:39 pm »

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1. You can't kill me, because I'm invincible now!
2. I'd beat you if we were both fighting at the same time.
(Do you really think I wouldn't fight back, and I'd throw myself around
and make myself get hurt more just to make it easier for you to win?)
3. You killed a dummy! I was hiding, and I saw the whole thing.
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Shut up and accept your death honorably :(

sonicam · « **Reply #53 on:** February 14, 2006, 10:44:28 pm »

no u. :(

Bilan · « **Reply #54 on:** February 15, 2006, 08:53:04 am »

I would kill you again but that would cause the topic to supernova :(

supergenesisman · « **Reply #55 on:** February 15, 2006, 04:31:07 pm »

Now you have made supergenesisman come in. *Takes 100 1up mushrooms and eats them, then takes the chos emralds and becomes superextermesupergenesisman, geting gets out an invisabilaty colak and puts it on, now geting the lazer eye from shining force,and now geting all good and bad guys together....*

On my mark.....................ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

*Blast blows everyone away*

Heheheh now he's dead.*laughing while sucking on a plow pop*

Bilan · « **Reply #56 on:** February 15, 2006, 05:23:29 pm »

*plunges his hand into SGM's stomach and tears out the 1-up mushrooms, rips out his liver and crams it down his throat before taking a plow pop and wedging it up his nose. RPG then shatters each Chaos Emerald over SGM's lower body, showering him with razor sharp shards that tear through his legs, before tieing the invisibility cloak around his neck almost to the point of suffocation. RPG then repeatedly mashes SGM's head into the laser eye's lens until his skull cracks and the lens shatters, ripping his face to pieces.*

ITT, you dont try to be smart with me, I'll use your shit against you.

supergenesisman · « **Reply #57 on:** February 15, 2006, 05:45:22 pm »

There's only one way to kill you and i know how.This will kill me but i'm taking you down with me. AGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Realeses all energy creating the universe to cumble.....KABOOM!*

Now your dead heheheh .........*supergenesisman dies*

Bilan · « **Reply #58 on:** February 15, 2006, 06:09:15 pm »

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There's only one way to kill you and i know how.This will kill me but i'm taking you down with me. AGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Realeses all energy creating the universe to cumble.....KABOOM!*

Now your dead heheheh .........*supergenesisman dies*
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If it weren't for the fact your already dead, I'd question yoru ability to do that while slowly suffocating, with your face and legs in shreds, a cracked skull, a plow pop up your nose and your internal organs draped all over the floor.

supergenesisman · « **Reply #59 on:** February 15, 2006, 06:18:07 pm »

Pointing facs at RPGnutter: I did this whie you where trying to kill me so........To me that blow would kill you.But hey, you could be death it's self.

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