Breeding doesnt guarantee fantastic stats.
It CAN give fantastic stats, though. It got my friend a chao with good stats, so it might work.
Also, I read the FAQs a fuckload of times and they say nothing. They just say "lol u kan do this but dat all i kno lawlz"
My best chao has been around for god knows how long. Maybe it's too old to breed :(
Oh well. If I must, I'll ask someone to give me an AR code that'll give a new chao S-stats on birth if no one can specifically help me. It can't be obviously hAxed with 9999 everything, or he'll know, though.
Oh well, it's time for just randomly buying eggs and just getting ones I like, I guess.