If I was in charge of dubbing and er... 'censorship'... of games and anime and such, things would be very different. Allow my to make full use of facetious HTML and words that I am not sure of the meaning of, and provide you with an unordered list. To the face.
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<li>Only swear words that are actually swear words get censored. 'Damn', 'hell', 'God', "blimey", not swear words. Christians, no offence, but gtfo my language kplz. If we censored things completely by Christian morals and ethics... well... this brings me onto the next point.</li>
<li>Censoring religion and crap, what's up with that. Most importantly, non-religious crosses can stay (read: red crosses, as in the CHARITY you idiot censors), and other such non-religious things that over-whatever idiots think could be misconstrued. I think it's time for another bullet point.</li>
<li>No more of this censoring 'possibly religiously offensive' or 'politically incorrect' stuff. In fact, in the censorship process, I'd be liable to double if not treble the amount of offense, to offend all minorities. Heck, and all majorities, too.</li>
<li>Boobs. Bigger. Bouncier.</li>
<li>And enough with this extension of women's clothing. "OHNOES HER SHORTS R 2 SHORT" piss off. Her shorts aren't short enough. They are clearly far too... existant. I am pro belt-skirts and... no... tops. Let's see editing of characters' clothes put to a better use, by which I mean revealing more skin. By which I mean primarily on females.</li>
<li>None of this 'fainting', 'whiting out' or 'defeating' nonsense. Your Pokémon got 'knocked unconscious', you 'ran away like a wuss', all cuz some trainer 'beat the crap out of' your team. Kthx.</li>
<li>I've decided the phrase 'Game Over' is too overused and too... polite. Let's see more "FAILURE" screens (gg SSBM) and like... "You're Bloody Crap At This" screens.</li>
<li>I'd give the player to ability to shoot fucking annoying dogs that laugh at you that you can't shoot despite the fact that you are holding a shotgun aimed right between his eyes and are rampantly pulling the trigger.</li>
<li>Good voice actors. If possible, the Japanese ones can do their own English voices. I know they can all speak English.</li>
<li>More bigger and bouncier breasts.</li>
<li>No more... increasing the number of morals and ethics portrayed through the dialogue. It's just wrong. The message I want to get from a game is that people can be revived by some magical potion that I don't rightly know what it looks like but is made from a mythical bird, except for when people die as part of the plot.</li>
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Ok I think I'm done.