All right folks. Here it is, the long awaited sequel to TSC’s Grand Re-Opening:
The Marriage of Rolk-aro (a.k.a. Fake Chat mkII)
The story of our heroes and their eventual journey to the Convention continues in the second episode of the Conventional Trilogy!
Prologue: Let us pick up where Fake Chat #1 left off. In the middle of 2005 the TSC Convention was announced by Rolken, who was later found out to be cybrax. This was no ordinary cybrax either, this was an angsty cybrax searching for revenge for reasons unknown… Cybrax had attempted to bring down TSC from the inside – but why? Why destroy something he had worked so hard for for two years…?
These questions will be answered… at a later date, and DEFINITELY not in this chat. =P
Flash forward to the end of 2006, and festive cheer is in the air! This is where our tale begins…
* Now talking in #soniccenter
* Topic is “The Marriage Center – www.soniccenter.org – Where Rolken and flyby are tying the knot! And you’re all coming,
whether you like it or not. | Words of the day: Rolkby/flyken
* Set by Rolken
on Sun Dec 24
* ChanServ
sets mode: +o mike89
<mike89> O_O
* mike89
does a double take
<mike89> …
<mike89> O_O
<Rolken> lawl
<mike89> you guys like, didn’t tell me!
<mike89> I feel deprived :(
<Rolken> actually, I only released that information five minutes ago
<Rolken> half the people in here don’t know yet, lawl
<CosmicFalcon> …
<CosmicFalcon> FLYBY I STILL LOVE YOU
* CosmicFalcon
flee~
* CosmicFalcon
has quit IRC (Quit: oh well, there’s still emma. :D)
<RPG> XD
<flyby> haha
<mike89> XD, that’s in the topic
* mike89
changes topic to “The Marriage Center – www.soniccenter.org
– Where Rolken and flyby are tying the knot! And
you’re all coming, whether you like it or not. | Words of the day: Rolkby/flyken | * CosmicFalcon
flee~”
<Rolken> I sent everyone an email regarding important information I was about to disclose
<Rolken> have you got it?
<mike89> …no
<mike89> did you send it to my Gmail address again?
<Rolken> again?
<Rolken> when was the last time I did that?
<mike89> Fake Chat #1, I believe
<mike89> unless there was a time after that, but nothing important has happened between then and now so probably not
<RPG> Hang on, speaking of Fake Chat #1
<RPG> What happened in the whole you/cybrax thing?
<mike89> hang on, why do we call it Fake Chat #1 if it really happened? XD
<_> to trick people who might actually think that it wasn’t impossible enough to have happened
<Rolken> It was a matter of me being held hostage
<CherryMay> here we go again, with the survival story XD
<Rolken> cherry it’s not like any of your bullshit survival stories
<Rolken> this one actually HAPPENED
<CherryMay> XD
<mike89> RPG have you seriously not heard this story?
<RPG> for serious :o
<mike89> he’s recounted it like every day since he got out XD
<Rolken> so like, this guy came in the day before the events of fake chat #1
<Rolken> and threatened me and the other people around
<Rolken> he seemed to know me, which was crazy enough
<RPG> :o
<RPG> I wonder who it could be!
<mike89> shut up! Our leader is speaking :o
<Rolken> and, well, it was over for a while
<Rolken> but it didn’t stop there
<Rolken> he was basically stalking me the whole day
<Rolken> so as you can imagine, I was a bit worried sleeping that night
<Rolken> woke up the next day, and wondered why my neck hurt so much
<Rolken> I was CAGED, DAMMIT!
<Rolken> MADE TO LIVE IN A CAGE!
<Rolken> and then the rest is history, I suppose
<Rolken> but what you didn’t see after that
<Rolken> was that flyby had been trailing cybrax the whole time
<Rolken> so she knew exactly where I was
<Rolken> and ended up using martial arts skills I never knew she had to free me
<Rolken> and of course, I am forever grateful for that
* CherryMay
cries
<CherryMay> how… touching
<mike89> before I get all teary as well, when’s the big day?
<Rolken> 7th of July
<AndrewJ> that date sounds awfully familiar…
<mike89> THE CONVENTION!!
<mike89> damnit, Rolk, we’ve been looking forward to that for a year and a half!
<mike89> you could’ve picked any other day…
<Rolken> not really
<Rolken> we wanted it to be away from college
<Rolken> so that leaves, like, summer
<Rolken> and then of course I made plans to be around here during the convention, but for the rest of summer I’m elsewhere
<Spinballwizard> Why away from college Rolk?
<Rolken> so the only solution we could come up with was to drag y’all out here a few days earlier, have you attend the wedding, then all go back home
<Rolken> SBW: there’s a few annoying people I didn’t want to have to invite
<Rolken> well, more than a few, haha
<mike89> actually, that’s a pretty good explanation
<RPG> well you know what that means
<RPG> flyby is obviously Ninja Girl.
* RPG shot
<CherryMay> XD!
<CherryMay> I am so telling CF that when he comes back in
<RPG> And for added effect
* RPG is now known as Emma_Watson
<mike89> XD
<CherryMay> XD
<Spinballwizard> XD
* Spinballwizard
is now known as SBW_Riders
<SBW_Riders> laters :o
<CherryMay> but he’ll know it’s you :(
<Emma_Watson> meh
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* ChanServ
sets mode: +o CosmicFalcon
<CosmicFalcon> ZOMG EMMA!! <3<3<3
<CosmicFalcon> oh it’s just RPG being a twat
<Emma_Watson> Indeed
* Emma_Watson is now known as RPG
<CherryMay> CF you missed a very entertaining story!
<CosmicFalcon> was it Rolken with his survival story again?
<CosmicFalcon> how many times has he gone through that anyway? 19?
<Rolken> 22 you spoony bard D:
<CherryMay> but WAIT, THERE’S MORE!
<CherryMay> we have deduced that flyby is actually ninjagirl!
<flyby> this is true
<CosmicFalcon> …
<CosmicFalcon> so you’re the one who I’ve been frantically trying to get rid of for the past year or so?
<CosmicFalcon> er I mean… I wasn’t meant to say that was I :x
<mike89> well let’s just say it’s not the best idea you’ve ever had
* CosmicFalcon
all depressed
<CosmicFalcon> FLYBY I DON’T LOVE YOU ANY MORE
* CosmicFalcon
has quit IRC (Quit: zomg)
<flyby> also for the record I am not ninjagirl
<CherryMay> we know XD
<RPG> But CF doesn’t XD
* CherryMay
aways to play games!
<flyby> well I’m off for now
<flyby> bye kids
<RPG> Bai flyby :o
<mike89> bye~
* flyby
has quit IRC (Quit: )
<Rolken> this is awesome
<Rolken> all we need is something really out-of-the-ordinary to happen
<Rolken> and then we can call it Fake Chat #2
<Rolken> sort of like this
* Rolken
is now known as cybrax
* cybrax is now known as Rolken
<Rolken> …only not.
<Rolken> also what was that noise?
<SBW_Riders> iono? :o
* SBW_Riders
is now known as Spinballwizard
<mike89> well let’s at least pass the time until that happens
<mike89> to quote page 8:
<mike89> <RPG> you know there’s not been a great deal of TAing here today
<Rolken> we’re on page 4
<Rolken> RPG hasn’t said that yet.
<mike89> …oh it would appear you are right
* mike89
confused :/
<mike89> in any case I am going to forget about my
troubles
* mike89
goes off to TA!
<Rolken> what game? :o
<mike89> eh, whatever I feel like playing, maybe some Sonic 3
<mike89> laters
* Zizou_SCD
has joined #soniccenter
<mike89> …no, never mind, I think we might be in for something here
<Zizou_SCD> Sprin
<RPG> t
<Zizou_SCD> Suck my large penis
<Zizou_SCD> :)
<_> That’s getting logged.
<_> it was anyway, but never mind that
<RPG> XD!
<RPG> also large? Not likely.
* Zizou_SCD
was kicked by Sprint (I’d rather not, thanks)
<Rolken> o_o
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<CosmicFalcon> okay, who votes for the four noobs of the apocalypse to be expanded to five?
<SpinDashMaster> I see mike89 is here, can I speak to him?
<Rolken> I wouldn’t expect him to be back for a while
<mike89> don’t worry, I’m still around
<mike89> what do you want?
<SpinDashMaster> I’m sure you remember the first Sonic Olympics event last year?
<mike89> …yes, what about it?
<SpinDashMaster> well, I’m here to inform you that Zizou has once again decided that your run is null and void, and that we actually won.
<mike89> WHAT?
<SpinDashMaster> Oh, and Rolken – that means we’ll be needing the T-shirt back.
<Rolken> I’ve had it for a year, I wear it every so often, are you SURE you want it back?
<mike89> don’t give it back to him! We won fair and square!
<SpinDashMaster> Rolken, I’m afraid it’s the principle, and Zizou did ask for it back, so…
<Rolken> well why don’t you tell Zizou to come fight his own fight?
<SpinDashMaster> he’s rather upset at the moment…
<SpinDashMaster> I suppose it makes sense though, but I might stick around and talk strats with mike89 until he decides to come back
<mike89> …
<mike89> after that, you expect me to talk strats?
* mike89
aways to play Sonic 3
* Zizou_SCD
has joined #soniccenter
<CosmicFalcon> six even?
<Zizou_SCD> what is it now, guys?
<Rolken> we should be asking you that
<Rolken> why on earth would you reverse the result of a contest that’s been left alone for a year?
<Zizou_SCD> because after we
finished this year’s event we took another look at your rules
<Zizou_SCD> and it turns out that you imposed a
rule that prevented Mike’s run from winning
<Rolken> and that would be?
* Zizou_SCD
has quit IRC (
<Rolken> SDM, do you know what it was?
<SpinDashMaster> hey, hey, no shooting the messenger!
<Rolken> well, do you or not?
* SpinDashMaster
has quit IRC (
<Rolken> …
* Zizou_SCD
has joined #soniccenter
<Rolken> I don’t care, this T-shirt is mine fair and square
<Rolken> I’m not giving it back
<Zizou_SCD> Well, if that’s how you want to be…
<Zizou_SCD> But be warned, we have contacts far surpassing what you can imagine…
<Zizou_SCD> and don’t forget, I still have your address
<Rolken> oh, I’m so scared.
* Zizou_SCD
has quit IRC (Quit: MWAHAHAHAHA)
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<Rolken> w.t.f.
<stupidghost> I have a surprise for you all
<stupidghost> particularly the one you call CF
<Sprint> you’re a moron?
<Sprint> no wait, that’s no surprise
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* ChanServ
sets mode: +o CosmicFalcon
<stupidghost> you’re just in time~
<CosmicFalcon> what on earth is going on today
* stupidghost is now known as Emma_Watson
<CosmicFalcon> oh, NOT YOU
TOO
<RPG> XD
<mike89> ghost, you sure have done your homework, but this is bloody lame.
<_> IP doesn’t match any TSCers
<_> even Ghost
<Emma_Watson> that’s right
<Emma_Watson> because it’s me!
<Rolken> …
<Sprint> …
<CosmicFalcon> …
<RPG> are you trying to tell us that -the- Emma Watson is the best Sonic 1 player in the world?
<CosmicFalcon> more like are you trying to tell me that -the- Emma Watson is here to see me amirite.
<Emma_Watson> RPG: no, those times were BS. I mean, 46 seconds for Scrap Brain 2? Not a chance!
<Emma_Watson> er, I mean, say what? >_>
<Emma_Watson> CF: yes. And I look damn good in a dress too :P
<CosmicFalcon> word.
* mike89
scrolls up
<mike89> …damnit,
WHAT DID I MISS?
<mike89> well Rolken, I think this is worthy of enough strangeness to consider this Fake Chat #2
<mike89> what do you say?
<Rolken> without a doubt XD
<Emma_Watson> well, CF, I’m
in
<CosmicFalcon> yes I would be honoured to meat you
<CosmicFalcon> I mean meet you.
<Emma_Watson> I’m going to pretend you didn’t say that… and invite you here anyway
<CosmicFalcon> I get the feeling this is going to be the best Christmas ever
<Emma_Watson> Me too…
* CosmicFalcon
has quit IRC (Quit: be there ASAP)
<Emma_Watson> …he doesn’t know where to go yet!
<mike89> XD
<RPG> XD
* CosmicFalcon
has joined #soniccenter
* ChanServ
sets mode: +o CosmicFalcon
<CosmicFalcon> wait where am I going XD
<CosmicFalcon> zomg PM
<CosmicFalcon> okay I’m really off!
* CosmicFalcon
has quit IRC (Quit: ZOMG EMMA <3<3<3)
<RPG> little does he know…
<mike89> little does he know what?
<RPG> …oh, nothing.
<RPG> I was just building suspense.
<mike89> come on RPG, you know something about this…
<RPG> no, I don’t, honestly.
<Sprint> Golden Rule #1:
<Sprint> Whenever someone says something along the lines of “honestly, seriously, truthfully etc.” they are blatantly lying.
<Sprint> Made more obvious if more than one such term is used in the same sentence.
<Sprint> Therefore I conclude RPG knows exactly what is going on
<RPG> no, really and truly, I don’t!
<Sprint> you’re only further disproving your point
<RPG> blah
* RPG shuts up and says nothing.
* Emma_Watson
hears a knock at the door
<Emma_Watson> that must be him!
<mike89> :O
* Emma_Watson
is now known as CosmicFalcon
<CosmicFalcon> hello I have arrived!
<CosmicFalcon> and I am entirely in heaven.
* CosmicFalcon
aways to um… er… yeah.
* CosmicFalcon
is now known as CFxEmma
<CFxEmma> goodnight!
* CherryMay
returns
<CherryMay> what on earth has happened here.
<Rolken> CF has found his true calling
<Rolken> I wouldn’t expect him to be back for a while
<Rolken> but when he does I imagine some grilling will be in order from yourself
<CherryMay> indeed!
<Sprint> mmm… grill…
<RPG> XD
* AndrewJ
has joined #soniccenter
<mike89> well with it being Christmas Eve and all
<mike89> what’s everyone getting?
<RPG> why, a PS3 and Sonic of course :o
<AndrewJ> Revo and all the launch titles
<mike89> …
<CherryMay> …
<Rolken> …
<CherryMay> I am getting a few X360 games but that is just like any other week :(
<CherryMay> and at that
* CherryMay
aways again!
* CFxEmma
is now known as CosmicFalcon
<Rolken> heh.
<mike89> how convenient…
<CosmicFalcon> yes we are just having a break
<CosmicFalcon> I will be gone again soon enough
<Rolken> well at least let me quickly ask
* CosmicFalcon
away!
* CosmicFalcon
is now known as CFxEmma
<Rolken> …
* CherryMay
bored
<CherryMay> also damn just missed him again :(
<Rolken> D:
<Rolken> also where were we
<Rolken> oh Christmas presents
<Rolken> eh flyby is keeping mine a surprise :o
<RPG> you know there’s not been a great deal of TAing here today
<RPG> I might go off and play now
<RPG> But first
<RPG> Time for another instalment of…
<RPG> RPGNUTTER’S CONFESSIONS (tm)
<RPG> With your host, Some Random Host Guy!
<RPG> (host) So, RPGnutter, what’s your confession for this week?
<RPG> (RPG) Well, Host, I’m a Green Day addict, I even sing in this very chatroom!
<RPG> I need to learn to control myself!
<RPG> I mean, I even DRESS and ACT like Billie Joe!
<RPG> What’s up with that?
<RPG> I mean
<RPG> I don’t really wanna be an American Idiot
<RPG> But he rawks.
<RPG> (host) What a sad story… Join us next week for another instalment of RPGNUTTER’S CONFESSIONS (tm)!!!
<_> C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
<RPG> no, that was it >_>
<CherryMay> …
* RPG was kicked by CherryMay (nobody likes a monologuer
:()
* RPG has joined #soniccenter
<RPG> D:
* CherryMay
is now known as Cherry\Away
<Cherry\Away> I’d best go to sleep :(
<mike89> night :o
<RPG> Bai Cherry
<Rolken> night
:o
* CFxEmma
is now known as CosmicFalcon
<CosmicFalcon> back again
<CosmicFalcon> and I see I have missed cherry again XD
<mike89> that way it would seem
<Cherry\Away> or not!
* Cherry\Away ready this time!
<Cherry\Away> so tell me what on earth has happened!
<CosmicFalcon> I… er… um…
<CosmicFalcon> fulfilled my lifelong dream.
<Cherry\Away> o rly?
<CosmicFalcon> ya rly.
<Cherry\Away> well then.
<Cherry\Away> I suppose all is settled then.
* Cherry\Away away again!
<Rolken> …
<Rolken> cherry do you call that a grilling.
* RPG has quit IRC (
<Sprint> I WANT MY STEAK!
* CHARLIE has joined #soniccenter
<CHARLIE> HELLO!
<CHARLIE> IS DAN HERE?
<mike89> sorry, you just missed him.
<CHARLIE> OKAY I’LL COME BACK LATER
* CHARLIE was kicked by Sprint
(YOU HAVE LOWERCASE LETTERS FOR A REASON)
<mike89> XD
* RPG has joined #soniccenter
<RPG> Hey, did Charlie drop by?
<mike89> yeah, sprint just kicked her out
<RPG> D:
<mike89> she should be back any second now…
* RPG has quit IRC (
* Charlie has joined #soniccenter
<CosmicFalcon> well I’m off again
<CosmicFalcon> bye!
* CosmicFalcon
is now known as CFxEmma
<Charlie> What about now?
<mike89> just missed him again
<Charlie> That sucks!
<Charlie> I’ll wait around for him then
* Charlie was kicked by Sprint
(hang on, I think RPG’s coming back)
* RPG has joined #soniccenter
<mike89> * Charlie was kicked by Sprint (hang on, I think RPG’s coming back)
<RPG> …
<RPG> this isn’t funny
* RPG has quit IRC (
* Charlie has joined #soniccenter
<mike89> missed him again
<RPG> …
* RPG has joined #soniccenter
<mike89> HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT
<Charlie> DAN!!!
<RPG> XD
<RPG> I’M WINNER!
<RPG> also CHARLIE!!!
<Rolken> JAY!!!
<Rolken> I mean what.
<RPG> damnit, I have to go sleep now D:
<mike89> laters bro~
<Charlie> aww!!
* RPG has quit IRC (Quit: I’M THE
SON OF RAGE AND LOVE~ THE JESUS OF SUBURBIA~)
<Charlie> byebye da—damnit.
<Charlie> Well I guess I’ll be off too
<Charlie> goodnight everyone!
* Charlie has quit IRC (Quit: )
* CFxEmma
is now known as CosmicFalcon
<CosmicFalcon> well mike I’d say that was pretty good filler
<mike89> …
* CosmicFalcon
was kicked by mike89 (damn you and your dramatic irony)
* CosmicFalcon
has joined #soniccenter
* ChanServ
sets mode: +o CosmicFalcon
* CosmicFalcon
was kicked by mike89 (or lack of)
* CosmicFalcon
has joined #soniccenter
* ChanServ
sets mode: +o CosmicFalcon
<CosmicFalcon> you fool
<CosmicFalcon> it’s called BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL
<mike89> whatever :(
<CosmicFalcon> also emma wants a turn here
<CosmicFalcon> I give you… Emma Watson! (you can commence applause)
<mike89> *crickets*
<Sprint> put that bat away
<mike89> D:
* CosmicFalcon
is now known as flyby
<flyby> er…
probably shouldn’t have done that
* flyby
is now known as Emma_Watson
<Rolken> wait what.
<Rolken> is that really you.
<Emma_Watson> yes it is me.
<Rolken> …
<Rolken> you cheated on me with CF OF ALL PEOPLE?!?
<Rolken> come on that kid is ugly++ :(
<Emma_Watson> I never thought so :o
<Rolken> and come on, he’s BRITISH
<Emma_Watson> hey I like the british accent, so sue me
* Rolken
sues flyby.
<Rolken> expect your letter in the mail within five working days
<Emma_Watson> :(
<Emma_Watson> well I don’t care, I have made my decision, I love CF.
<Rolken> well FINE.
* Emma_Watson
was kicked by Rolken (we don’t need to know about
your antics any more)
* flyby
has joined #soniccenter
<flyby> Well, aren't you wondering how I got to
<Rolken> no u
<Rolken> actually yes.
* Cherry\Away is now known as CherryMay
<flyby> I used mystical teleportation powers! 'BZZAP', remember?
<Rolken> :o
<CherryMay> TELEPORTO~?
<flyby> yes. I am Athena.
<CherryMay> poor cf,
no mai for him :(
<flyby> I'm not really
<CherryMay> :(
* flyby is now known as CosmicFalcon
<Rolken> Damn you CF! Damn you flyby! Damn
fourth Chaos Emerald!
<Rolken> you're going straight to hell :(
<CosmicFalcon> no u
<Rolken> no urmom
<CosmicFalcon> teleporto
eh... that gives me an idea...
* CosmicFalcon hears a
BZZZAP
<CosmicFalcon> :)
<Rolken> ...
* CosmicFalcon hears a
BZZZAP
<CosmicFalcon> :D
<mike89> o_o
<CherryMay> cf what
are you doing
<CosmicFalcon> wait and see!
* Emma_Watson has joined #soniccenter
<CherryMay> ...
<Sprint> ...
<mike89> ...
<Rolken> ...
<_> Emma_Watson and CosmicFalcon
have the same IP
<mike89> flyby again?
* flyby has joined #soniccenter
<CherryMay> ...
<Sprint> ...
<mike89> ...
<Rolken> ...
<_> same IP again
<Emma_Watson> r u all dum
or what.
<flyby> er... wrong
window.
<flyby> I used my teleportation powers to kidnap
emma for cf!
<flyby> on that note...
* flyby BZZZAP
* flyby is now known as flyby\away
<Rolken> :o
<Rolken> does this mean I get flyby back.
<Rolken> ...
<CherryMay> well cf
and emma seem qui-
<mike89> What do you expect.
<mike89> He was gone for ages when it wasn't really emma, and now - seemingly - it is!
* Emma_Watson has quit IRC
(Quit: exactly ;))
* CherryMay has quit IRC (Quit: BZZZAP)
<Sprint> ...
<mike89> ...
<Rolken> ...
* flyby\away BZZZAP
* flyby\away is now known as flyby
* CherryMay has joined #soniccenter
<_> same IP
<Sprint> ...
<mike89> ...
<Rolken> ...
* flyby has quit IRC (Quit: :D mwahahaha)
<CherryMay> well I am here now :(
* CherryMay has quit IRC
(Quit: bye~)
<Rolken> ...
<CosmicFalcon> well I uh...
<CosmicFalcon> ...can't really talk right now
so I'll just...
* CosmicFalcon has quit IRC
(Quit: don't worry, we'll take care of him :))
<Sprint> ...
<Rolken> what just happened.
<mike89> I... don't know.
<mike89> it's like all of CF's luck suddenly turned good
<mike89> it's almost like everything happened in such a way,
<mike89> that it's exactly how he would have written it.
<Rolken> eerie.
* Rolken sleep.
FIN
<mike89> WAIT WAIT WAIT.
<mike89> it wasn’t meant to end this way :(
* CosmicFalcon
sets mode: +b *!*@*.au
* mike89
was kicked by CosmicFalcon (I’m not even here, and I can
still kickb& you! mwahaha)
REALLY FIN